A little girl asked her Mom:"Mom,may I take the dog for a walk around the block?"
Mom replies:"No,because she is in heat."
"What's that mean?" asked the child.
"Go ask your father.I think he is in the garage."
The little girl goes to the garage and says:"Dad,may I take Belle for a walk around the block?I asked Mom,but she said the dog was in heat,and to come to you."
Dad said:"Bring Belle over here."
He took a rag,soaked with gasoline,and scrubbed the dog's backside with to disguise the scent,and said:"OK,you can go now,but keep Belle on the leash and only go one time round the block."
The little girl left and returned a few minutes later with no dog on the leash.Surprised,Dad asked:"Where's Belle?"
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YOU 'RE GONNA LOVE THIS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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The little girl said:"She ran out of gas about halfway down the bloc,so another dog is pushing her home."
The Dog
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