ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance.
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
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OFFICE MATHEMATICS
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
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SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.
A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need.
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GENERAL EQUITATION & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
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HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man , you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy wit a woman,you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
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LONGEVITY
Married man live longer than single man do,but married man are a lot more willing to die.
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PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change,but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change,and she does.
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DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
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HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings,poking me in the ribs and cackling,telling me,"You're the next."They stopped after I started doing the same thing on them at funerals.
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(*This is only for a smart woman who needs a laugh and the smart guy you know can handle it)
Mathematics of Life
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