Kids Say The Funniest Thing................

[aj-1980_virgo]

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"Accent asked students at Columbus' Beck School, and Dublin's Chapman Elementary to study a list of 20 axioms with the key words missing."

<Here are a few of my favorites:>

--If you can't stand the heat, get a Pool.

--If you can't stand the heat, get out of the oven.

--A bird in the hand is messy.

--Don't count your chickens, eat them.

--You can't teach an old dog new math.

--When in Rome, do Roman numerals in math.

--When in Rome, do bulls run around town?

--Too many cooks, so little meals.

--A fool and his money are my best friends.

--A penny saved is one cent.

--Look before you run into a pole.

--A watched pot never disappears.

--A rolling stone makes you flat.

--A rolling stone is a singing rock group.

--Every cloud has a wet spot.

[kate16]

jokes, or sayings?

[nyne]

wako kasabot ani kung joke bani o saying.pag sure mo oi.

[staphylococcus]

joke ni cxa.., ^_^ nice one..,

[kamikaze_007]

..sa mga nakasabot lang..hehehe..hinuon ang uban wa ko kasabot sad..

perehas aning "you cannot teach an old dog new math"...

[wootwoot]

hahahaha mga elementary students may nag himu ana... naay axiom nga g.suwat nya fill-in-the-blanks ra cla.. murag "if you cant stand the heat, ____________" or "you cant teach a dog new _________". ang students nay bahala ug tiwas.. ana bah..

[azland]

mysad ug tubag ang mga kids ai...

[papartz]

ahw mao ba d i na...ehehehehe