Dumb Kiwi

[pardohanon]

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An Australian ventriloquist visiting New Zealand walks into small Village and sees a local sitting on his porch patting his dog.
He figure's he'll have little fun.
Ventriloquist:"Good'day Mate!Good looking dog,mind if I speak to him?"
Kiwi:"The dog doesn't talk,you stupid Aussie."
Ventriloquist:"Hello dog,how's it going mate?"
Dog:"Doing' all right."
Kiwi look of extreme shock)
Ventriloquist:"Is this villager your owner?" (pointing at Kiwi)
Dog;"Yep"
Ventriloquist:"How does he treat you?"
Dog:"Real good.He walks me twice a day,feeds me great food and takes me to the lake once a week to play."
Kiwi look of utter disbelief)
Ventriloquist:"Mind if I talk to your horse?"
Kiwi:"Uh,the horse doesn't talk either...I think."
Ventriloquist:"Hey horse,how's it going?"
Horse:"Cool"
Kiwi absolutely dumbfounded)
Ventriloquist:"Is this your owner?" (pointing at Kiwi)
Horse:"Yep"
Ventriloquist:"How does he treat you?"
Horse:"Pretty good,thanks for asking.He rides me regularly,brushes me down often and keeps me in the barn to protect me from the element."
Kiwi total look of amazement)
Ventriloquist:"Mind if I talk to you sheep?"
Kiwi:"The sheep's a f....ng liar,don't believe a word she says!"

[iamcreamier]

hahahahaha...try nya ko talk sa mga animals...hehehe...(yatapz ko if mutubag pud...waaah!)

[Ronn926]

hala ka.. unsa kaha iyang gibuhat sa sheep, nganong hadlok man cya pastoryahon... hehehe hahaha... naughty-naughty