Arab Jokes

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Back ten centuries ago, the Pope decided that all the Muslims had to leave Jerusalem. Naturally there was a big uproar from the Muslim community. So the Pope made a deal. He would have a religious debate with a member of the Muslim community. If the Muslim won the debate, all the Muslims could stay. If the Pope won, all the Muslims would have to leave.
The Muslims realised that they had no choice. They looked around for a champion who could defend their faith, but no one wanted to volunteer. It was too risky. But they finally picked their representative, an old Mullah who unknowingly agreed without knowing what he was getting himself into. He agreed only on the condition that neither side be allowed to talk but communicate by miming. The pope agreed.
The day of the great debate came. The Mullah and the Pope sat opposite each other for a full minute before the Pope raised his hand and showed three fingers. The Mullah looked back at him and raised his middle finger..
The Pope waved his fingers in a circle around his head. Mullah Nasruddin pointed to the ground and stamped his foot.
The Pope pulled out a wafer and a glass of wine. Mullah pulled out an apple. The Pope stood up and said, 'I give up. This man is too good. The Muslims can stay.'
An hour later, the cardials were all around the Pope asking him what happened. The Pope said: "First I held up three fingers to represent the Trinity. He responded by holding up one finger to remind me that there was still one God common to both our religions. Then I waved my finger around me to show him that God was all around us. He responded by pointing to the ground and stamping on it, showing that God was also right here with us. I pulled out the wine and the wafer to show that God absolves us from our sins. He pulled out an apple, reminding me of the first sin. He had an answer for everything. What could I do?"
Meanwhile, the Muslim community had crowded around the Mullah in total astonishmen. "What happened?" they asked. "Well,"said the Mullah, "First he said to me that we Muslims had three days to leave Jerusalem. I told him up yours. Then he told me that this whole city would be cleared of Muslims. I said none of us leaving this land!"
"And then?" asked a woman.
"He took out his lunch and I took out mine," said the Mullah.

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SAUDI AIRLINES

A mother had three daughters and, on each daughter's wedding, she tells each one to write back about their married life. To avoid possible embarrassment to their new husbands by openly discussing their love-lives, the mother and daughters agree to use newspaper advertisements as a code to say how things are going.
The first one gets married and the next day a letter arrives with the single line: MAXWELL COFFEE HOUSE! The mother gets the newspaper and finds the advert for Maxwell Coffee House, which says, 'Satisfaction to the last drop ...' so she's happy that all's going well.
Then the second daughter gets married. After a week, a message arrives reading ROTHMAN'S MATTRESSES!! The mother checks out the ad and it says 'Full size, king-size!', so she's happy again!
The the third daughter's wedding arrives. Nothing comes in the post, no phone calls, and the mother's getting anxious. After a month a scrawled message finally arrives saying SAUDI AIRLINES. She goes to the newspaper and finds the ad for Saudi Airlines and faints ...
'Three times a day, seven times a week, both ways!'

[wilhelmina]

Lingawa sa last two jokes hehe

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Questions and Answers

Q: How come the Taliban are not circumcised?
A: It gives them a place to put their bubblegum during a sandstorm.

Q: What do you call a taliban that owns a camel and a goat?
A: Bisexual.

Q. What do you call a Taliban who owns six goats?
A. A pimp.

Q: How does Osama bin Laden practice safe s e x?
A: He marks the camels that kick.

Q: What do you call a Taliban who's never had s e x?
A: Never Bin Laden!

Q: Why doesn't Osama bin laden have s e x with his five wives?
A: Because every time he spreads their legs he sees Bush.

Q. Why do the Taliban wear robes?
A. A goat can hear a zipper a mile away.

Q: Why doesn't the Taliban have drivers ed and s e x ed classes on the same day?
A: Because the camels can't handle it.

[i-7]

patay ta ani kung makabasa si binladen.