The Man

[pardohanon]

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Three women are out shopping at an antique shop. They stumble upon an unusual lamp. A voice heard from a genie within the lamp begs to be set free in return for granting each of them a wish.

Now one of the women just doesn't believe it, and says: "Ok, if you can really grant wishes, than double my I.Q." The genie says: "Done." Suddenly, the woman starts reciting Shakespeare flawlessly and analysing it with extreme insight.

The second woman is so amazed she says to the genie : "Triple my I.Q." The genie says: "Done." The woman starts to spout out all the mathematical solutions to problems that have been stumping all the scientists of varying fields: physics, chemistry, etc.

The last woman is so enthralled with the changes in her friends, that she says to the genie: "Quintiple my I.Q." The genie looks at her and says: "You know, I normally don't try to change people's minds when they make a wish, but I really wish you'd reconsider." The woman says: "Nope, I want you to increase my I.Q. times five, and if you don't do it, I won't set you free." "Please," says the genie "You don't know what you're asking...it'll change your entire view on the universe...won't you ask for something else...a million dollars, anything?" But no matter what the genie said, the woman insisted on having her I.Q. increased by five times it's usual power. So the genie sighed and said: "Done."

And she became a man.

[nirdle_phogi]

waaaaaaah.. moreact gud ang mga feminist ani na joke bro..

[excon]

pak2x ko ani

[Ronn926]

excuse me!!!!... kinsay ingon na mas bright ang mga laki? behind a man's success is a woman noh.... gggggggrrrrrrrrr..........

[Ronn926]

"""""Why did Reagan pick Bush for Vice President of the United States? Here is the story.

Ronald Reagan asked his wife, Nancy how he should make a choice. Nancy gave him a riddle to use as a test, saying that if one of the contenders is able to answer it, then he should have the job.

Reagan asks Bush, "Who is it who is your father's son, but not your brother?"

Bush replies,"Golly gee, Mr. Reagan, That's difficult. I'll need to go and think about that for a while."

That evening Bush returns and happily shouts,"I got it, Ron! I figured it out! It's me! It's me!"

Reagan then presents the same riddle to the other hopeful.

"Thats tough one Mr. Reagan. I'll get back to you on that.''

That evening he returns and say's,"Try as I might, I just couldn't figure that one out. Who is it?"

Reagan answer,"It's George Bush, but I'm not exactly sure why." """""""

see!! HMP!

[boylaang]

excuse me!!!!... kinsay ingon na mas bright ang mga laki? behind a man's success is a woman noh.... gggggggrrrrrrrrr..........

no woman no cry

[Ljane]

excuse me sad? daog2 ni dah...a mans IQ is 5times than woman? ur kidding, heheh (wala ko nakaway ha, heheh)

[AlienMagic]

nyahahaha! once again! the men has the upper hand! lol

[Ronn926]

ggggrrrrrrrrr......... hmp!

[deespter]

its a fact...hehe