During his visit to Iraq, George W. Bush was intrigued by a new telephone which was capable of connecting Iraq with Hell.
He spoke briefly with the Devil, and the call cost him 30 cents.
When he came back home , he found out that this same service was now available in the USA also.
Again he spoke to the Devil but this time he received a bill for $ 15,000.
George W. was distressed. How come? he complained, that the same call only cost me 30 cents in the Iraq?
Well, replied the operator. Over there it is a local call.