Only the Lakers left unbeaten. Kinsa kaha una makapildi ani nila??
Only the Lakers left unbeaten. Kinsa kaha una makapildi ani nila??
Bati man ang away sa Suns ug Rockets. Wa may action. I was a bit surprised NOT to see Artest in there... and Stoud.
Fluke ra na oi. Tuo man ka ana nila.
Good take.^^ Spurs. Book it.
So, as the game begins with all the fans cheering and wild orgasmic sensation all over the place as they shout for their beloved to finally drop the Lakers' perfect record, Tim Duncan joins Manu and TP in the injured list as he sprains his ankle right on the opening tip. He'll simply crawl into off the court, grabbed one of the cheerleaders' boobies then heads into the locker room. However, he was simply inspired by the Paul Pierce drama rama (I hope you guys can remember this) that he wore Pierce's jersey and suddenly rips it with his Herculean strength then proceeded to tell the Lakers "Du'h." with his droopy-face. All of a sudden, he takes an inbound pass and slamming it with a tornado-like 720-spin, breaking the backboard, and shattering the glass into Kobe Bryant's face as his girly scream filled the whole stadium then heard aroud the world then his tears begin to flood the court and the game is delayed for 30 minutes as cleanup ensues.
Continuing the game, San Antonio goes for a 25-1 run courtesy of threes from Fabricio Oberto, Anthony Tolliver and Kurt Thomas in a matter of 15.1 seconds and then Michael Finley all of a sudden doing a bounce-of-the-backboard while George Hill grabs the ball then floats in the air for a sweet-stroking finger roll with an absolute beauty that spells Shakepeare's poetry and Monet's passion. Moreover, Matt Bonner gave his own by putting through the ball between his legs for an NBA Jam dunk. Pavlovic will then finish making out with Vladimir Radmanovic's girlfriend then enters the game, hitting a 35-foot 3-pointer with his eyes closed while his right hand grabbing Lamar Odom's sister's booty.
By this time, the game is completely out of hand when all of a sudden the lights went dim and dropping from the rafters, Greg Popovich enters the game with two thumbs up sign. He simply drops midcourt during the game, tears off his cape in a grimmy fashion, kicks Pau Gasol in the nuts, grabs the ball, and throws it at the rim, completely dismantling it. He shouts a very manly shout and then takes giant steaps toward the bench causing giant holes in the court with each step then saying to his wards, "That's how you play it you ol' bastards!"
Tim Duncan finishes with 40 points, 26 rebounds, 11 blocks, 12 assists and 13 steals while Michael Finley gets 12 points and 25 assists, George Hill wows the crowd with 14 points, 21 steals and 15 blocks while Fabricio Oberto sets a record with 15 three points made.
Spurs send Lakers home with a 30-point victory.
... and amid the balloons and ticker tape falling, thousands of fans screaming and celebrating yet another championship by the Spurs, Pop ends the season the way he started it:
Yebah!!!
...and all the Istoryans watching at TGIF go wild with the celebrations of the Spurs win, with LUNATEEC continuing to serve and treat the guys with burgers and drinks...
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