Are you an EMO?

[ERL_Motorwerx]

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EMO: An entire subculture of people (usually angsty teens) with a fake personality. The concept of Emo is actually a vicious cycle that never ends, to the utter failing of humanity, and it goes something like this:

1. Girls say they like "sensitive guys" (lie)
2. Guy finds out, so he listens to faggy emo music and dresses like a dork so chicks will see that he is sensitive and not afraid to express himself (lie). He dyes his hair black, wraps himself in a stupid looking scarf, develops an eating disorder, and rants about how "nobody understands".
3. Now an emo guy, he meets Emo chick and they start dating, talking about how their well-off suburban lifestyles are terrible and depressing (lie)
4. Emo guy is just too much of a pussy. His ***** is too small, he's too depressed to bathe, and has more mood swings than emo chick, and he doesn't even have a menstrual cycle. Emo chick dumps him, saying "It's not you, it's me." (lie) as she drives off with Wayne, the school jock and captain of the football team.
5. Emo guy goes home and cries, proceeds to write a weak song and strum a single string on his acoustic guitar. Another emo chick sees how he is so in touch with his feelings, and the cycle continues.

This is the sad truth of the emo lifestyle/music, and now that I look at how pathetic it really is, maybe the emos DO have something to cry about!
When she sees how sensitive and emo I have become, she'll definately go out with me!

Genre of softcore punk music that integrates unenthusiastic melodramatic 17 year olds who dont smile, high pitched overwrought lyrics and inaudible guitar rifts with tight wool sweaters, tighter jeans, itchy scarfs (even in the summer), ripped chucks with favorite bands signature, black square rimmed glasses, and ebony greasy unwashed hair that is required to cover at least 3/5 ths of the face at an angle.
::sniff sniff:: "The Demise of the Siberian Traintracks of Our Rusty Forgotten Unblemished Love" sounds like it would make a great emo band name. ::

LOL to me it is just plain senti

so are you EMO?

[monmon]

nope im not.. tan-awa ako avatar dba KIKAY na... grabeha pd ane imong thread bro oi... katawa jd ko sa no. 4 oh... hahahahaha.... hinuon pd mostly sa ako makit-an nga mga imo kay mga mubo man pd noh??

[jutai]

EMO ra ko if ma biya-an....hehehe! pero ngesi gihapon.

[amarikaira]

EMO is not a lifestyle, it is a genre! jesus, why can't people understand that... please research sa history sa EMO, haysh, do you guys ever heard a band called, death cab per cutie? at the drive in?

[ERL_Motorwerx]

EMOtional ..........

[ingkiang]

emotional here also...

[m!nyanG]

emo? emoticons?hahaha
im not emo nor ghetto...
im
just an ordinary tao...hahaha

[achibaby]

emo as in emotional? well i think all of us get emotional one time after the another, right? after all we're only humans..

[harris]

tinuod dyud ni 100% sureness! so to avoid this incidence and the rush kay limited seats ra raba ni...palista namo sa https://www.istorya.net/forums/relati...christmas.html.... para enjoy ang life nato tanan! before its too late!!!!!

[tuWaD!!!]

basta when i see those emo/goth looking kids, can't help it but laugh