Pulis gipara ang overloaded PUJ. Driver wa nihunong. Gigukod sa pulis.
PULIS: Ngano wa ka nihunong?
DRIVER: Puno na sir. Kapyot na ganing uban. Sakay pa jud ka?
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Rich Socialitegives cheque to charity rep.
REP: ma'am , why is the cheque not signed?
RICH SOCIALITe: I want to be an anonymous donor.
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Quotes from the greatest warriors:
i came. i saw. i caonquered. -- Julius Caesar
I shall return. -- Douglas McArthur
I will fight iniwan. iniwer. initym. -- PacMan
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Thread: joke time!
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10-08-2008, 10:07 PM #1Junior Member
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joke time!
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11-06-2008, 08:57 AM #2Junior Member
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hahaha! joker pud diay ka kumare hahaha! nipara ang pulis wa pasakya kay puno na
hehehe
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11-06-2008, 12:01 PM #3C.I.A.
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hahaha...
sayop ang pagpara sa pulis, abi sa driver mamukong! hehehe
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11-06-2008, 03:43 PM #4Junior Member
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Palusot dot com!!!
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11-06-2008, 03:48 PM #5C.I.A.
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Pulis ka kita sa Jeepney nga wala ning hunong sa Jeepney Stop ....
Pulis: bai ... lisensya!
Driver: sori sir ... wala man gud ko kita!
Pulis: unsai wala kita? kadako anā nga sign oh .. "NO STOPPING"!
Driver: dili sir bah ... wala ko kita nimo!
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11-06-2008, 09:52 PM #6C.I.A.
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hahaha
palusot jud...
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11-07-2008, 11:46 AM #7Senior Member
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mao mao!
lolz
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11-09-2008, 11:48 AM #8
lusot ka na yan! hehehe
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