BRAVE MAN JOKES
What's the definition of the bravest man in the world??
The man who comes home drunk, covered in lipstick and
smelling of perfume, then slaps his wife on the backside and
says: 'You're next, fatty.'
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Man walks into the bedroom with a sheep under his arm
while his wife is lying in bed reading.
Man says: 'This is the pig I have *** with when
you've got a headache..'
Wife replies: 'I think you'll find that is a sheep.'
Man replies: 'I think you'll find I was talking to the sheep'
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A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife
packing a suitcase.
He asks, 'What are you doing?'
She answers, 'I'm moving to Sydney . I heard prostitutes
there get paid $400 for doing what I do for you for free.'
Later that night, on her way out, the wife walks into
the bedroom and sees her husband packing his suitcase.
When she asks him where he's going, he replies,
'I'm coming too I want to see how you live on $800 a year'.
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Ed was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary.
His wife was really upset. She told him 'Tomorrow
morning I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes
from 0 to 200 in under 10 seconds AND IT HAD BETTER BE THERE.'
The next morning Ed got up early and left for work.
When his wife woke up, she looked out of the window and sure
enough there was a small box gift-wrapped in the middle of the
driveway.
Confused, she put on her robe, ran out on to the
driveway and picked up the box.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Funeral services for Ed have been scheduled for Friday.
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