Wats d best FUNNY LINES you heard from a movie

[ninzska21]

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White Guy: what wrong with you people
White guy pretending to be Black: What do you mean you people
Black guy: What do you mean you people!!

Kirk Lazarus: [to Tugg Speedman] What do you mean, "you people?"
Alpa Chino: [stares at Lazarus, and then gets angry] What do *you* mean, "you people?"
Kirk Lazarus: Huh?

buhaha!

[mejie]

Lupen........

"Walang imposible sa cartoon..."

[nadine eidloth]

lolz @ nadine. Lamat sa post ha?

welcome...........

[leanneleo]

You speak good englis, I speak good englis we no communicate at all?

taken from movie, When in Rome Starring Olsen twins!

[i_am_fairy]

Excerpt from *TANGING INA *

Ai-Ai : Wala akong ginagawang masama...(Angry mode)
Carlo : akala mo lang wala..pero MERON! MERON! MERON!
* nasagpaan ang lalake nga nikuha sa tako...*
Ai-Ai : ai, sorry...
* lalake nihilak og maau..

funny keu ning eksenaha...

[gerard]

walang matigas na tinapay sa mainit na cafe.

[D3KNikki]

THE Simpsons:

Homer: I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman.

[smictague]

South Park

Kyle: The fat b*tch won't let us.
Bus Driver: What did you say!?
Kyle: I said rabbits eat lettuce.

Kyle: I think I know the answer, Mr. Garrison!
Cartman: I think I know the answer, Mr. Garrison!
Kyle: Shut up, fat boy!
Cartman: Hey, don't call me fat, you f*ckin' Jew!
Mr. Garrison: Eric, did you just say the F-word?
Cartman: ....Jew?
Kyle: No, he's talking about "f*ck." You can't say "f*ck" in school, you f*ckin' fat ass!
Mr. Garrison: Kyle!
Cartman: Why the f*ck not?
Mr. Garrison: Eric!
Stan: Dude, you just said "f*ck" again!
Mr. Garrison: Stanley!
Kenny: (Muffled) f*ck.
Mr. Garrison: Kenny!
Cartman: What's the big deal? It doesn't hurt anybody. f*ck, f*ckity, f*ck-f*ck-f*ck.
Mr. Garrison: How would you like to go see the school counselor?
Cartman: How would you like to suck my balls?
Mr. Garrison: What did you say?!!
Cartman: U-uh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Actually, what I said was... Ahem...HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY BALLS, Mr. Garrison?
Stan: Holy sh*t, dude.

[D3KNikki]

AMERICAN DAD...

Guy #1: It's all set, right?
Guy #2: It's gonna be just like in Carrie. [Pulls rope; several squealing pigs fall on Stan]
Guy #1: Pigs? It was supposed to be pig's blood.
Guy #2: I didn't finish the book.
Guy #1: You stopped reading after the word "pigs"? That wasn't even the end of the sentence.


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[Stan brings home a baby to replace Hayley when she moves out]
Roger the Alien: Is that a Chinese baby?
Stan Smith: Sure is! Japanese, to be specific.

[kerel09]

Phil: I hate you more! If hate were people, I'd be China!

-from City Slickers