Wats d best FUNNY LINES you heard from a movie

[likyam]

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guys, what's the best funny line you heard out from a movie or a tv show? it could be foreign or national, or locally made? place them here with the following infos: name of the artist, name of the movie or show. these are just samples. i'll be updating these after i see the movies or shows again. hehehe. enjoy the thread!

1. 1. Ruffa Mae Quinto: May gusto ka kay Paolo ano? Pwes iwas iwasan mo na siya. KEEP OFF THE GRASS BECASUE IT'S SLIPPERY WHEN WET (I.T.A.L.Y.)
   2. Foreigner: So, you like hairy men?
   Eugene Domingo: Oh yes, i like hairy men they're like......GORILLAS
   Foreigner: Oh, come here! come here!
   Eugene Domingo: Kuya! Wag kuya! Wag! (I.T.A.L.Y.)

[straight_edge]

music and lyrics:

alex fletcher: i used to rhyme 'you and me' with autopsy!

hahahaha.

[GOthique]

+++ mmmmm...nice lageH..

+++ "akaLa mo wala..pwO meron..meron (slap face!)

+++ dRama au bUt funny man xa

[ta3]

Full Metal Jacket

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: How tall are you, private?
Private Cowboy: Sir, five-foot-nine, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Five-foot-nine, I didn't know they stacked sh*t that high.

[makatasawi]

american pie | stiffler, talking to one em girls in a party...

hey my names stiffler, and i got an 11 inch d•ck.think about it..

[Orgasms]

if im not back in 10 minutes.............. wait longer.

ace ventura. hehe

[shaddaf]

d mani movies pero na patalastas ni xa sa tv...

bentong: YOU TALK TO ME AND YOU TALK TO YOU! - iya pasabot ky kamo pagsturya ky kami sad mag strya! hehehehehe.. nag sakit gyud ako tiyan ani!

i think sa SHARON ni nga episode!

[likyam]

This is one of the funny lines in AUSTIN POWERS. The scene is where Dr. Evil and Mini Me are on board the spaceship going to the moon and was seen by a lot of people as it thwarted outside Earth

Naval Officer: Kernel, you better take a look at this radar
Naval Kernel: What is it son?
Naval Officer: I don't know sir, but it looks like a giant....
White Pilot: DICK! (Calling to fellow pilot)
Black Pilot: Yeah?
White Pilot: Take a look at the Starboard
Black Pilot: Ooohhh...my God, it looks like a huge....
Lady Mountaineer: PECKER!
Old Man Mountaineer: Ohh! Where?
Lady Mountaineer: Wait, that's not a Woodpecker it looks like someone's
Sergeant: PRIVATES!We have reports of an unidentified flying object! It is a long, smooth shaft! Complete with......
Baseball Catcher: TWO BALLS! What's that? That looks just like an enormous......
Chinese Teacher: WANG! (calling out to the name of the Chinese pupil) Pay attention!
Student: I was distracted, by that enormous flying......
Band Member: WILLIE!
Willie, the Famous Country Singer: Yeah?!
Band Member: What's that
Willie, the Famous Country Singer: (Wondering...)It looks like a giant....
Naval Kernel: JOHNSON! (calling to the naval officer)
Naval Officer: Yes sir!
Naval Kernel: Get on the horn British Intelligence and let them know about this.
Naval Officer: Yes sir!

DICK, PECKER, PRIVATES, TWO BALLS, WANG, WILLIE, JOHNSON. All these words were the punchlines commonly used to pertain to a man's you know what. ehehehe.

[nadine eidloth]

sharon nga show
chocolate : kung mamatay ka bukas bakit hindi pa ngayon?
bading: sure y not but if your in a hurry just go ahead and i'll follow
cholcolate: if you will be an animal, wat animal would you be?
bading: i want to be an amphibian.
sharon: y you want to be an amphibian
bading: becoz an amphibian can live in both land and water
sharon: so, you want to be a frog?
bading: yes, a frog
sharon: can you give me another example of an amphibian?
bading: another frog? (ngeeks butangi)
chocolate: kung naging hayop ka, anong klaseng hayop ka?
bading: monkey
chocolate: y monkey?
bading: because monkey likes banana, me too i like banana (unsa na ni)

[bloke_tm]

wa man koy mga inana oy..Ü