I envision a very simple device.
Before you go to sleep, you wear it on your head. When you wake up the next day, you are no longer stupid.
Why then, do you ask, would you have to put it on your head
every night before going to bed? Because, as you go about your daily living in this stupid world, you actually become more stupid yourself (incidentally, I call this phenomenon the
"erosion of intelligence primarily due to heavy influence of pop culture and mass media, the primary source of human stupidity"), and thus by activating this device, you're assured of
waking up less stupid and ready to take on the stupid world all over again, without getting worried of stupidity overdose.
-RODION