also chuck loves bruce lee..
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10-07-2008, 12:52 PM #11C.I.A.
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10-07-2008, 01:19 PM #12C.I.A.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding...
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10-07-2008, 03:23 PM #13Elite Member
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Lightning never strikes twice in one place because Chuck Norris is looking for it.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.Last edited by tingkoy13; 10-07-2008 at 03:51 PM.
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10-07-2008, 03:24 PM #14Elite Member
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Chuck Norris once got into a fight with a one-armed Ninja. Seeing that he had an unfair advantage, Chuck Norris ripped both of his arms off and one of his legs. He then roundhouse-kicked the ninja in the head, killing him instantly, and proceeded to sow his limbs back on using only a rusty tent spike and bailing wire.
Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck Norris met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.Last edited by tingkoy13; 10-07-2008 at 03:49 PM.
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10-07-2008, 03:33 PM #15
Chuck Norris recently had to give up eating beans--he was warned by the Green Earth council for adding too much CO2 into the atmosphere, thereby increasing greenhouse gases alarmingly...when he farts.
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10-07-2008, 03:45 PM #16Elite Member
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Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
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10-07-2008, 03:48 PM #17Elite Member
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Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
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10-10-2008, 01:20 PM #18C.I.A.
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Chuck Norris dosen't have a chin under his beard it's another fist
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10-10-2008, 02:08 PM #19Senior Member
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Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his father.
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10-10-2008, 02:28 PM #20
Video of Chuck Norris himself reading 10 Chuck Norris jokes, and tells everyone his favorite Chuck Norris joke.
YouTube - Chuck Norris Reads Chuck Norris Jokes
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