It Can Buy You A House
But Not A Home

It Can Buy You A Bed
But Not Sleep

It Can Buy You A Clock
But Not Time

It Can Buy You A Book
But Not Knowledge

It Can Buy You A Position
But Not Respect

It Can Buy You Medicine
But Not Health

It Can Buy You Blood
But Not Life

It Can Buy You A Partner
But Not A Friend

So You See Money Isn't Everything.

I Tell You This Because I Am Your Friend.
You Know You Can Trust Me.



And As Your Friend I Want To
Take Away Your Pain And Suffering.

So,
Send Me All Your Money
And I Will Suffer For You.



A Truer Friend Than Me
You Will Not Find.
Cash Only Please.