Cebuano nag Lechon sa Tate- MULTA

[Rance]

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Naa pud to nahitabo sa una sa US gihapon. Inahan sa pinay nga naminyo ug amerkano. Nanilhig sa gawas sa balay unya gipundok ang mga layang dahun sa kahoy dayun daob. Nangabot ang mga bombero ug paramedics abi nila ug naay sunog. Nagkinataw-anay ra man to sila.

Haha ataya ning istoryaha ug tinood ni wa gyud naka tambag to iyang bana nga amerkano nga iyang asawa is about to fire up the dried leaves sa ilang tugkaran lol

[Rance]

heheheh we r doin inasals in china ok ra man wa my mopalag pero daghan intsik mag laway ky HUMOT man kaayo

tan-awang mga pinoy sa china bwahahahhahaa kalami ana!

Ubang tawo maka kita ana kay maka ingon "What the hell who are these people?" hehe gi hikot ug alambre ang baboy nya some of the people in the US kay ilang pet baboy mo reklamo gyud sigurado hehe

[ian_1983]

hahaha. nahimuot gyud ko aning istoryaha dah. Sa NJ, u can't even do an open barbecue in the neighborhood. U have to use a compliant grill. Otherwise, mo aso ug maayo unya delikado pka ma kiha sa silingan.

Ok ra unta kung personal consumption ra, pero gi negosyo man, so meaning PUBLIC CONSUMPTION. u have to have a business and sanitary permit for that. AND THE PROPER LOCATION too.

I have heard of another story but this is not about lechon. This is true bya ha. A couple petitioned their old parents into the US, maybe to help take care sa ilang siblings. One afternoon, the lola is sweeping(or raking) their front yard of falling leaves, as it is her usual habit in the Phils. so kay nka tapok naman sa dry leaves, iya dayon gi dauban. so u know na, smoke here and there.

Do u know what happened next? Screaming police cars, an ambulance, and a fire truck came rushing into the scene. Somebody from the neighborhood reported the matter to the authorities as a fire alarm. The still shocked lola, when asked about it, just said, "AW DILI DIAY PWEDE DIRE? (translated in broken English)". The young couple was so embarrassed by the incident. They forgot to brief their parents about the do's and dont's that's why.

lignawa naku ani nga storya nimo brod..bwahahah!!
nahitabo ni namo sa una pud..nag barbecue mi sa garage kay winter man nag snow.
unya pundok-pundok lagi mga pinoy para inom, lami man gyud na ang sinugba somsoman.
sus pagkakita sa silingan nga nag aso..perteng daghanaang bombero...police..ambulance.
unya diay toh..nag sugba ra..bwahahahaha!!...Gi warningan mi oi..hehehehe.

Pero sayop gyud to namo pud...hehehehehe

[samsungster]

if the police and judge tasted the lechon pretty sure he will acquitted!!!

[Rance]

ma acquitted is pinoy ang police and judge hehe

[glamconnection]

wahahaha...dli mahalin sa mga amerkano ang lechon...makakita cla ug tibuok baboy mosuka na..luoy ayo ko ngari cge lang kaon ug pan ug kana ila ipamutang nga palaman...naa gani dapitdiri nga galuto ug buwad nagtawag na ang silingan ug bombero...ang kan-on sa mga amerkano kai unod ra gyud...hasta tibuok manok dli mokaon..dli cla gusto kakita ug tiil,ulo,bukog....mao na ako paulian pod sa ato ang pagkaon...walay makasama....hehehehe

[insomiac]

sure ko nasuya lng to cla kay nahurot na pag abot nila! wahahahaha

[clarkhkent]

naanad man gud ta sa atong kultura dre...mao nang kon naa ta sa laing nasud ato gyung tahuron ang ilang balaod...

pero overall lami gyud ang lechon labi na kon tagsa na lang ka katilaw...

[juknojukno]

mas challenging mag lechon baboy sa saudi arabia.

[b|tcH_g0dd3sS]

this is ridiculous. those officials are racists. did somebody die from eating lechon? they should frickin' try it.

hahahahaha