Two ladies talking in heaven (or hell)

[rockrhyan1982]

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1st woman: Hi! My name is Wanda.
2nd woman: Hi! I'm Sylvia. How'd you die?

1st woman: I froze to death.
2nd woman: How horrible!

1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold,
I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful
death. What about you?

2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my
husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.

1st woman: So, what happened?
2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere
that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched,and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.

1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd both
still be alive.

PRICELESS!

[d`monyita]

hahahaha so funny.

[aridoasis]

haha. pagkapaet sad ani oi.

[karp miharby]

hahaha... kalingaw ani.

[666satan]

pareho raman ni sa laki nga story...hehehe

[deespter]

hahaha....lolz

[crazy_lazy]

toinks!!! hahaha!!

[-CL-]

..muh na dnha, d mangita sa ba-ba lagi.. mata gamita.. toinx! heheeh..

[hobie]

sa ref lage una mangita hehe

[tingkoy13]

bnuang mani... hehehe,