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[vladmire]

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(Better if you read them out loud, or they may not make much sense)

ENGLISH WAY CHINESE WAY
Are you harboring a fugitive? ----- Hu Yu Hai Ding
See me ASAP! ----- Kum Hia Nao
Stupid Man! ----- Dum Fuk
Small horse ----- Tai Ni Po Ni
Did you go to the beach? ----- Wai Yu So Tan
I bumped into a coffee table. ----- Ai Bang Mai FaKin Ni
I think you need a face lift. ----- Chin Tu Fat
It's very dark in here. ----- Wai So Dim
I thought you were on a diet. ----- Wai Yu Mun Ching
This is a tow away zone. ----- No Pah King
Staying out of sight. ----- Lei Ying Lo
He's cleaning his automobile. ----- Wa Shing Ka
Your body odor is offensive. ----- Yu Stin Ki Pu
Great! ----- Fa Kin Su Pah
What's up? ----- Wa Sa Pen Ing
For losers who didn't get it. ----- Yu fa kin dum

[Ljane]

hahahaha, unsaon

[sweet_freak]

hahaha..sabot ko sa uban..hahaha

[aprilaprilapril]

ahahahahahhahhahahhaha ka get ko tanan.. LMAO

[ryanel06]

racking chair = siang tuang tuwang
slepers = ya taki tumbi.

[blade4638]

nice one c",)

[silver]

slepers = ya taki tumbi.[/QUOTE]


sounds like japanesse

[ryanel06]

slepers = ya taki tumbi.

sounds like japanesse[/QUOTE]

chinese na poyo sa japan

[-shinobi-]

wala jud ko kasabot sa uban. pwd e translate? :P

[vladmire]

ANG SULAT:
Patient: Dok, malungkot dito sa mental kaya naisipan kong sulatan ang
sarili ko...
Doc: E ano naman ang laman ng sulat mo?
Patient: Di ko pa po alam kasi next wik ko pa ata matatangap.. .


PROMOTION:
Judge: Ikaw na naman! Sampung taon ka nang humaharap sa korte ko ah!
Swindler: Your Honor, di ko kasalanan kung hindi po kayo ma-promote.


IBANG POSISYON:
Husband: Shall we try a different position tonight?
Wife: Thats a good idea dear!... doon ka sa may plantsahan at ako naman ang uupo sa sofa at manoood ng tv.


PINOY INGENUITY?
A Filipino doctor has introduced the use of a device that enlarges a man's *** organ by up to 5 times with no side effects. It is called a magnifiying glass.


RAPE SUSPEK:
ATTY: Inday, pwede mo bang idiskrayb dito sa korte ang taong nangreype sa 'yo?
INDAY: Maitim, panot, tagyawatin, pango ilong, at bungal...
SUSPEK: Sige!...mang- asar ka pa!!!!