Jokes ni master_s0n

[master_s0n]

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The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about
something exciting and relate it to the class the next day. When the time
came for the little kids to give their reports, the teacher was calling on
them one at a time. She was reluctant to call upon little Johnnie, knowing
that he sometimes could be a bit crude.
But eventually his turn came. Little Johnnie walked up to the front of the
class, and with a piece of chalk, made a small white dot on the
blackboard, then sat back down. Well the teacher couldn't figure out what
Johnnie had in mind for his report on something exciting, so she asked him
just what that was.
"It's a period" reported Johnnie. "Well I can see that" she said. "But
what is so exciting about a period?"

"Damned if I know" said Johnnie, "but this morning my sister said she
missed one. Then Daddy had a heart attack, Mommy fainted and the man next
door shot himself."

[master_s0n]

A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves and engage in
animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores their
conversation at first, but she listens in horror as one of the men says
the following:
"Emma come first. Den I come. Two asses, dey come together. I come again.
Two asses, dey come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I
come once-a more."
"You foul-mouthed swine," retorted the lady indignantly, "in this country
we don't talk about our *** lives in public!"
"Hey, coola down lady," said the man, "Imma just tellun my friend howa to
spella Mississippi."

[master_s0n]

A guy walks into a drugstore operated by a prudish woman.
He asks, "Can I have a dozen condoms, Miss?"
"Don't Miss me, mister."

"Well then, you better make it 13."

[shygee]

ha ha ha nalingaw jud ko

[i_am_fairy]

haahha funny siya...

[i_am_fairy]

aaaaaahhhhhhhhh..lisud basta dili magkasinabot ang intsik og hapon..

[i_am_fairy]

nyay buntis diay...