Leet Speak Art: The Thread of Leet Game

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The worst thing someone using a computer will encounter. Keep in mind these were invented by hackers. And I for one consider people who use this are actual hackers.

Airplane...
Leet guy: |>4 p4!n !!
Stewardess: Sir, are you alright? Do you need a doctor?
Leet guy: I n33d h31p!!
Stewardess: I'm sorry, I don't...
Leet guy: 3y3 n33d5 j00 70 g375 d4 d0<70r. 3y3 g075 50m3 b4d p4!n !n m4 c#357. 3y3 n335s m4 pi115!!
Stewardess: Does anyone in here speak leet?
Another Leet guy: j0.

See. If you speak leet and need urgent help, too bad. That's why leet people will die if they keep speaking leet.

K, game. To start, here are the rules:

1. Translate the leet message of the last correct leet post in this thread into English based on your understanding.

2. Give a new leet message for the next person.

3. Don't forget the other rules of the site.

4. Failure to follow the 1st and 2nd rules will render your post void and will ruin the fun. No spamming please (hehe)...


Typical example:

(from the dying leet guy above)

Leet guy: 3y3 n33d5 j00 70 g375 d4 d0<70r. 3y3 g075 50m3 b4d p4!n !n m4 c#357. 3y3 n335s m4 pi115!!

Translation: I needs you to gets the(da) doctor. I gots some bad pain in my chest. I needs my pills!!





Begin game:

Leet:

#4#4 ! pwn3|> j00 n00b #4#4 h3 !5 50 n008!5# 0|\/|6 w7F88Q.

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up for this... edited typo on the above leet message to be solved...

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The worst thing someone using a computer will encounter. Keep in mind these were invented by hackers. And I for one consider people who use this are actual hackers.

Wow.

Leet guy: 3y3 n33d5 j00 70 g375 d4 d0<70r. 3y3 g075 50m3 b4d p4!n !n m4 c#357. 3y3 n335s m4 pi115!!

Translation: I needs you to gets the(da) doctor. I gots some bad pain in my chest. I needs my pills!!

Question: Aside from crazy spelling and wrong grammar, what are hackers or l33t people good at?




padayon.