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    Talking The honest wife


    A man who was driving a car with his wife was stopped by a

    police officer. The following exchange took place.

    The man says, "What's the problem, officer?"

    Officer: "You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone."

    Man: "No sir, I was going 65."

    Wife: "Oh, Harry. You were going 80." (The man gave his wife

    a dirty look.)

    Officer: "I'm also going to give you a citation for not wearing your

    seat belt."

    Man: "Oh, I just took it off when you were walking up to the car."

    Wife: "Oh Harry, you never wear your seat belt."

    The man turned to his wife and yelled, "SHUT YOUR MOUTH!"

    The officer turned to the woman and asked, "Ma'am, does your

    husband talk to you this way all the time?"

    The wife said, "No, only when he's drunk."

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    Ahahahha... Nice one...

    Although it's a bit kerrny...

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    paita xd anang bayhana uii... haha m.basted mahn xd tawon ang bana!

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    Whaaaaaaaaaaaaat She's still a gurl ahw bantog ra...

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    HaHAHHHAhAhAHHAhAHAHHAA.. Ahak.. She never tells a lie.. And she also never tells the truth.. ^^

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    Yeah... really.... An honest Liar....

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    hahahah atot sad.....

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    wahaha... daghana ug violations oi...

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