hoy pinoy ako!

[rockrhyan1982]

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DON'T MESS WITH A FILIPINO...

In a New York sidewalk, a Filipino is enjoying a hearty breakfast "
coffee, croissants, toast, butter, jam, etc.

When an American, chewing gum, sits next to him and starts an unwanted
conversation..

American: You Filipinos eat the whole bread?

Filipino : Of course!

American: ( Blowing bubbles with his gum) We don't. In the States we
only eat what's inside. The crust we collect in a container, recycle,
rebake them into croissants and sell them to the Philippines .

American: Do ya eat jam with bread?

Filipino : Of course!

American: (Chuckling and crackling his gum between his teeth) We
don't. In the States, we eat fruit at breakfast, put all the peels,
seeds and leftovers into containers, recycle them into jam and sell it
to the Philippines .

Filipino : Do you have *** in America ?

American: Of course, we do!

Filipino : What do you do with the condoms? American: We throw them,
of course!

Filipino : We don't. In the Philippines , we put them into containers,
recycle them, melt them down into chewing gums and sell it to
America .

[charmedlexa]

anah jud! baws jud dayon!! di jud palupig.. hoy pinoy ako!! wahahaha!

[bellamoda]

ahhaha I just read this at a "jokes section" in one of the filipino newspapers here.

[ulrick007]

ana jud...dli jud ta pa lupig sa mga Kano..

[tazman_cris]

grabe.. shock jud ang kano..hehehe

[lecreigh]

hahaha!! shock mn gani ko! ang kano pah.. heheh!Ü bsag asa jud ning pinoy oi..

[kixiiecute]

hahah,...ka.balos njud!! xD