Three friends are sitting around their favorite pub. The first guy says "Hey guys, I know this other bar where you go in and every third drink that you order, you get the next one free. On top of that, about 1/4 of the time I go in there, I get laid."
The second guy says, "That's nothing! I know this bar where you get every other drink on the house, and I get laid there about 1/2 the times that I go in"
The third guy, unimpressed, says, "Hell, I've got you both beat. I know of a place where you get every drink on the house and you get laid EVERY time you go in."
The other two say, "WOW! Where is it?"
The third guy responds, "I don't know, my wife won't tell me."
Good bar
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