Call Center Bloopers

[keczianthei]

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^haha.. maypagka similar sa gibuhat sako former teammate..

[rishee]

wahaha!

nag hiring ug editors bah.. ni text dayun kos akong amiga..

"Uy! nag hiring ug 3 Cebu doctors!" (wa jud sa huna2x.. tawn.. dapat nag hiring ug 3 CEbu editors)

ning reply pud dayun akong amiga "dili man ko mu qualify ana" toink!

[dadat]

me etel..
bawal mgbrowse pero pasaway man ko mgbrowse lng ghapon..

[keczianthei]

**read this somewhere..

agent: Michael Sparks is listed in your account. Do you know this person?
cx: no, who's that? Michael Sparts?
agent: Michael SparKs sir, that's SparKs. (iniistress ko yung K, cuz he says it with a "T") again, that's, Michael Sparks, instead of a "T" that's a K. K for kilo or kitchen.
cx: What? hey listen, im a senior citizen. u got to pronounce it right. u have a lousy pronunciation of sparTs. Is it michael? or just Sparts?
agent: just michael sparks sir. (naiinis na ko..)
cx: JUST michael? J-U-S-T Michael? (inispell pa!!..nakupo!)
agent: MICHAEL SPARKSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!


argh, sumakit ulo ko! *****, in the end...napahiya pa sya kase just michael sya ng just michael..

[joan624]

me etel..
bawal mgbrowse pero pasaway man ko mgbrowse lng ghapon..

kasuway ko ani
etel sd ko
ga-friendster ko ato kay ingon man ako teammate tan-aw cya sa ako new dog
so ga-open kog friendster gamit ng html
then naay niabot message sa ako microsoft office so ako sa gi-open
pag type nko sa ako reply sa message naa btaw lain message ni-type
dili mao ang ako gi-reply
then ni-move ang mouse
kaluparon lgi ako spirito
abi nko ghost
hasta ako miga nahadlok
then nisuwat mana: "y r u opening restricted websites.. kindly close that"
dd2 mi karealize IT diay 2
hehehehe
mau gni wa mi gi-IR

[keczianthei]

from sumwer..

tech: thank you for calling.... may I have ur name pls.

cust: dan alvarez

(troubleshoot)
tech:...

cust:...

after several minutes of doing chkdsk /r

tech: are you done sir?
cust: nope..
.
.
tech:are you done?
cust: nope
.
.
tech:are you done?
cust:why do you keep on asking if i'm DAN....I'M DAVID, DAN IS MY DAD!!!

[nItO/pIrEnA]

NYAAHHH!!! duka² pa, bagsak nuon QA, bayad pa jud 5 pesos each word mwahahaha!!

5 per word? mura diay ug primary school

[taga_ipil]

kasuway ko ani
etel sd ko
ga-friendster ko ato kay ingon man ako teammate tan-aw cya sa ako new dog
so ga-open kog friendster gamit ng html
then naay niabot message sa ako microsoft office so ako sa gi-open
pag type nko sa ako reply sa message naa btaw lain message ni-type
dili mao ang ako gi-reply
then ni-move ang mouse
kaluparon lgi ako spirito
abi nko ghost
hasta ako miga nahadlok
then nisuwat mana: "y r u opening restricted websites.. kindly close that"
dd2 mi karealize IT diay 2
hehehehe
mau gni wa mi gi-IR

careful lang jud sis..
kay bisan pa ug walay mo tan-aw ninyo pero every website nga inyo visitahon
mo gawas na sa monitoring screen
apil na ang bandwidth utilization ninyo ma monitor na sya...

[r0mm3L]

kong restricted nga site ngano wala man gi block haha mag type type na nuon nga y r u opening restricted websites.. kindly close that"

kakapoy ana lol

[pithyperz]

mao! hehheee