Kids Say the Darndest Things!

[johnny22aa]

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guys, pls post if you hear kids say darn things.


il begin:


my sister: kahlil, u read that. (pointing to a billboard of u.c.)
kahlil: U...C! hala, dha man na padung akong mama. aw, sayop, sa u.s. diay!

hehehehe.


from a kid of my sister's friend:
gkan cla nagswimming:

resort crew: balik2x nya mo mam/sir.
kid: di na mi mubalik oi. kamao na gud ko mulangoy.

hehehehe.


in game knb, contestants are celebrity kids:

edu: anong "office" ang ppuntahan pag naghuhulog ng sulat?
kid: LBC?


hehehehe

[rishee]

akong sister bata pa siya ato.. around 6 cguro...

ni uli ko sa balay (wala koy kwarta) niya ganahan siya mag papalit

"Ate, naa kay kwarta?"

"Wala raba dai. Nganong nangutana man ka?"

"wala lang. nangutana lang ko. cge bye!"

hehe... gi mingaw nko ni inday nicoy.. happy birday ta! 1 year na ta wa nag kita

uhuhuhuhu... mingaw nko niya..

[LuFtWaFFe]

hahaha..i like this thread..

here's mine: ako gipakita ang bata diri sa among balay og children's book of animals..ako gi.point ang dog then ako xa gi.ask kung kaila ba xa unsa.."IRO!"..ang cat npud.."IRING!"..ah sakto man!..ang snake.."BITIN!"..then finally, ako gitudlo ang butterfly.."PUGONG!"

[Ljane]

hahaha, nahan ko ani dah..napa lain diha?

[johnny22aa]

overheard during a mass:
kid: ma, mana ko kiss mama mary. mokiss pud ko sa pari?

hahahahaha!

[simply_wife]

my 3 yr old nephew with his lola ate lugaw and ordered a SPRITE

he can already identify letters and very eager to read everything he saw

he read the letters one by one on the bottle with S-P-R-I-T-E and

as a word he read it as COKE.. hehehe!

[simply_wife]

this happened 10 yrs ago but it makes me smile everytime i remember this..

nagkaon mig lunch when suddenly, nakadug-ab ko and say "excuse me".

my 6 yrs old cousin, nihung-hung sa iyang mama asking ngano kuno nga

nisulti kog excuse me, dli man daw ko muagi.. hehehhe!

[Ceb2Ak]

Sauna bata pami sa akong ate...g tudloan cya sa akong nanay ug basa..mga 8 years old tingali cya a2 nga tym nya ako ky 6 yrs old...filipino book ang ila g basa.

Nanay: i-long (pointing the nose picture on the book)
Ate: i-long
Nanay: Bu-hok
Ate: Bu-hok
Nanay: Bu-ngo
Ate: Ka-la-be-ra

hahahaha magkatawa ko basta ka remember ko ani...
mizz u nay and ate

[BloomerBeak]

haha..lingaw! gi-emphasize ang kalabera..

my share, katung sunday while padung mi sa manghihilot kay pahilot akong papa, kauban namo akong 4-year old nephew. We were asking him his name. Tubag pud siya Ian Melgar Taklub (he's surname is Tagulob). Ana mi, bad man na, Yan, ayaw ana. Gitubag bitaw mi niya "Ay. Sige lang gud. Taklub lang gud."

iya jud i-insist. hehehe

[ramnem]

my name is juan dela cruz..


i am 5 years old...



my live in cebu city


hehehe...