Q: ano ang tawag sa girl na nakaputi?
A:WHITE LADY
Q: ano naman ang tawag sa babaeng naka itim?
A:BLACK LADY
Q: ano naman ang tawag sa girl na naka grin?
A:e d GIRL SCOUT!!!!!!!!!!!!
Q: Is this your car?
A: Otomoto?
Q: Is this my car?
A: Otokoto?
Q: Is this your noodles?
A: Mikimoto
A: Kukuninkoto
Q: I'll take this.
Q: This is my desk.
A: Itodesko
Q: Speechless?
A: Wasabe?
Q: I have a lot of things to do
A: Hironako
Q: An ampalaya (bittermelon)?
A: Kurukurubot
Q: What are your thoughts?
A: Kuru-kuromo?
Q: I am thinking.
A: Munimuniko
Q: Are you playing the guitar?
A: Gigitaraka?
Q: Is this your underwear?
A: Jakeemoto?
Q: Are you annoyed already?
A: Iniskanabane?
Q: You're crazy!!!
A: Sirauromo!!!
Q: You're drooling!!!
A: Turorawayka!!
Anak:tay naka pasa ako sa test..huhuhuhTatay:nakapasa k nman pala eh bat ka umiiyak? Anak:Tay kasi po pregnancy test..huhhuhu
3 men holdup a bus and started collecting cash, jewelry& cellfones from the passengers..... a young lady was so worried that she cannot reached her destination without money... she pulled out her only P500 peso bill from her wallet and insert it at her pantys... the holdapers got her wallet and cellfone...then they fleed...... after reaching her destination...she went to jollibee to eat... at the counter she ordered burgers and pay with the P500 bill....the casheir told her that her P500 was a fake! she asked why?...... the cashier told her that ninoy is covering his nose at the P500 peso bill!........
jokes and translations.....hahays!!!!
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