Girl: Do i deserve what i am feeling right now? You know why i cried? Because I love you.
Guy: For jeez's sake, i just only kissed you twice! That's not a basis for you to fall in love with me!
Girl: But that was my first kiss. And... and a woman tends to think about forever and happy ever after when a man gave her first kiss. You should've warned me after you kissed me that you were not giving me a commitment of any sort!
Guy: Fine! its my fault! Now,im sorry because i didn't promise you forever! and i won't!
Girl: i know. and you are getting married?
Guy: yes, and you can attend the ceremony if you want!