i have been closely following your every statement, and I would just
want
to bring to your attention the following grammar violations the you have
committed:
- the nerve impulse WAS received by the brain;
- what the f*ck did just LANDED;
- didn't your parents TAUGHT you to behave within ethical bounds?
May this message help you to improve your verbal interlocutions in your
current workplace.
- Perfecta (mayordoma sa pinagtatrabahuhan ni Inday - away na ito!
---------------
Amo: L*ch*! tumataas na naman ang presyo ng bigas....
Inday: Higher stock index and low flow of investments triggered
inflation,
thus, the peso is weak. "
Amo: dali....tissue...nagnosebleed ako
-000-
Dodong: Inday, pwede ba kita maging txtmate?
Inday: To forrestall further hopes of acquaintance, my unfathomable
statement to the denial of your request. Petition denied."
-000-
AMO: Inday, bakit mo binenta yung |
sira na silya?
INDAY: I have computed the
chair's fair value less cost to
sell, and the value in use using
projections for 5 years and a
pretax discounting rate.
Accordingly, the value in use is
lower, so I decided to sell the
chair. This is in accordance with
PAS 18 on Revenue, PAS 16 on PPE
and PAS 36 on Impairment of
Assets.
AMO: Hinimatay!
Hahahaha... Magaling dina pala si
Inday sa Accounting!
-000-
I am solitary. I find it hard to
succumb into slumber.
though the downpour of rain
should've made it easy.
This exuberent emotional glue i
have for you,cannot be
simply washed away. The
multiplicity of what i feel for
you
is inevitable. This isn't
platonic. It's real, true romance
- INDAY, nag eemote sa may
bintana,
habang iniisip si dodong,ang bf
nia..
-000-
It's not that I don't like you.
It's just that I feel we're still
too young to entertain
thoughts of fornication in the
domicile of our employers. In
fact, it's very immature to
insinuate that I don't
reciprocate
your emotions just because I
decline to perform an act of
coitus with you. "
* Inday, niri-reject si Dodong na
makipag-***.
-000-
"listening to the nonsense talk
about someone's life is a
pathetic way of entertainment..it
doesn't contribute to the good of
society..i hate character
assassinators!.."
- reklamo ni inday nang natsismis
siya ng kapitbahay.
inday stirkes again
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