Questions?

[szichri]

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Questions?

If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?

If you take a Oriental person and spin him around several times,
does he become disoriented?

Is it OK to use the AM radio after noon?

What do chickens think we taste like?

What do people in China call their good plates?

What do you call a male ladybug?

What hair color do they put on the driver's license of a bald
man?

When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?

When they first invented the clock, how did they know what time
it was to set it to?

Which is the other side of the street?

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Why don't they call mustaches "mouthbrows?"

[lestat1116]

If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? - purple

If you take a Oriental person and spin him around several times,
does he become disoriented? - yes

Is it OK to use the AM radio after noon? - yes

What do chickens think we taste like? - we taste like chicken

What do people in China call their good plates? - plates

What do you call a male ladybug? - male ladybug

What hair color do they put on the driver's license of a bald
man? - none

When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it? - humans

When they first invented the clock, how did they know what time
it was to set it to? - limot ko.

Which is the other side of the street? - sidewalk

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes? - dont know

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections? - para dli ma infected lols

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? - naay chemical inside sa bottle

Why don't they call mustaches "mouthbrows?" - ambot