A guy and a girl get on an elevator in a hospital. The guy hits three and asks the girl, “Which floor?” To which she replies, “Four, please.” Making conversation, the girl says, “I’m here to give blood. What are you here for?” The guy says, “I’m actually here to donate sperm. They give me P4,000 for it.” “That’s unfair! I only get P500 for giving plasma!” she says. They get off the elevators on their respective floors.
The next week, the same guy gets on the elevator to donate sperm once more. Lo and behold, the girl he met last week is there again. “Nice to see you again. So, which floor, miss?” “Mmmmph!” she says holding up three fingers.
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