A Marine stationed in Afghanistan recently received
a "Dear John" letter from his girlfriend back home.
It read as follows:
Dear Ricky,
I can no longer continue our relationship.
The distance between us is just too great.
I must admit that I have cheated on you
twice, since you've been gone, and it's not
fair to either of us. I'm sorry. Please return
the picture of me that I sent to you.
Love,
Becky
The Marine, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow
Marines for any snapshots they could spare
of their girlfriends,sisters, ex-girlfriends, aunts,
cousins etc. In addition tothe picture of Becky,
Ricky included all the other pictures of the pretty
gals he had collected from his buddies.
There were 57 photos in that envelope....
along with this note:
Dear Becky,
I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who
you are. Please take your picture from the pile,
and send the rest back to me.
Thanks and Take Care,
Ricky