just for laugh

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[DEStRucto]

hurts my eyes reading and hurts my stomach laughin..

[Labrador2]

Subject: God helps.


A 45 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she had a near death experience. Seeing God she asked "Is my time up?"God said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live." Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a face-lift, liposuction, breast implants and a tummy tuck. She even had someone come in and change her hair colour and brighten her teeth! Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of it. After her last operation, she was released from the hospital. While crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by an ambulance. Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had another 43 years? Why didn't you pull me from out of the path of the ambulance?"

(You'll love this!!!)

God replied: "I didn't recognize you."

kataw-anan but naa good lesson... accept kung unsa itsura nimo

[adie0525]

funny!! nice one!! :mrgreen:

[ralpryan]

ü nice

[neekul]

kalingaw ani nga thread uy!

[cebuboi]

hahaha..ayaw na mo tawn pa retoke! please lang..

[eds]

A kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while
they were drawing.
She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work.
As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked
what the drawing was.
The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."
The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like."
Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl
replied, "They will in a minute."

[eds]

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said
it was physically impossible for a whale
to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its
throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated,
the teacher reiterated that a whale
could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah."
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him."

[eds]

One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes
at the kitchen sink.
She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair
sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.
She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of
your hairs white, Mom?"
Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and
make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."
The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then
said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"