The Dysfunctional Section of a Hallmark Store

[torade]

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Wish they made cards like these ones...

1. I always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love, and now that you've come into my life...
(Inside card) - I've changed my mind.

2. I must admit, you brought religion into my life...
(Inside card) - I never believed in Hell until I met you.

3. As the days go by, I think how lucky I am...
(Inside card) - That you're not here to ruin it for me.

4. Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go...
(Inside card) - Will you take the knife from my back? You'll probably
need it again.

5. Someday I hope to marry...
(Inside card) - Someone other than you.

6. Happy Birthday! You look great for your age...
(Inside card) - Almost lifelike!

7. When we were together, you said you'd die for me...
(Inside card) - Now we've broken up, I think it's time to keep your
promise.

8. We've been friends for a very long time . ..
(Inside card) - What do you say we stop?

9. I'm so miserable without you .. . ....
(Inside card) - It's almost like you're still here.

10. Congratulations on your new bundle of joy . .
(Inside card) - Did you ever find out who the father was?

11. You are such a good friend. If we were on a sinking ship and there
was only one life jacket . ....
(Inside card) - I'd miss you terribly and think of you often.

12. Your friends and I wanted to do something special for your Birthday
(Inside card) - So we're having you put to sleep.

13. Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad!
(Inside card).... Available only in Alabama, Mississippi, Arkansas and
Kentucky

14. Looking back over the years we've been together, I can't help but wonder...
(Inside card) - What was I thinking?

15. Congratulations on your wedding day! . .
(Inside card) - Too bad no one likes your husband.

[madmike]

wa ko ka g.

[Ceb2Ak]

AKO ug Akong bana cge ug katawa ani...nice ni cya mag himo ug personalized nga card dah!! :mrgreen:

[Ceb2Ak]

wa ko ka g.

Hunahuna nga naa ka card g gunitan...sa 1st paragraph ky mao na ang front sa card..nig open nmo sa card ang 2nd paragraph ky mao ang sulod...

[neomorgatory69]

wa ko ka g.

Youre kidding, right?


As for the cards, hahahaha. Yeah that would be great. Ila na ibutang sa Hate or Enemy Section. Hahahaha.

[Ignizian]

nice one!! great!

[zney25]

cool cards..

i want to have one...

[GemWArrioR]

kanus-a kaya ni ma-relaease, hehehehe i like it

[archer]

- hahahahah..nice one...nindot dah....

[samsungster]

nice cards...