onsa mn b?

[Swordslave]

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Hmmm... Huh?!?

[boting]

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[clarkhkent]

Couple talking:
wife : hon, paki fix naman ilaw sa labas.
husband : hello!? electrician ba ako?
wife : eh di pkigawa na lang hagdan natin.
husband : hello!? karpintero ba ako?

*umalis c husband, pagbalik gawa na lahat ng sira sa
bahay. tinanong niya wife kung sino gumawa ng trabaho.

wife : kasi kanina a man saw me crying,
sabi ko dami sira dito sa bahay.
so he offered to help in exhange
of either *** or bake ako ng cake.
husband : so pnag-bake mo siya ng cake?
wife : hello?! baker ba ako?!

[syn2007]

wth is this?