A man walks into a church confessional and says to the priest "Bless
me, father, for I have sinned. I was with seven different women last
night."
The priest is silent for a moment, then says, "Go home and cut seven
lemonsin half. Squeeze the juice into a glass and drink it down in one gulp."
"And I'll be forgiven?" asks the man.
"No," replies the priest, "but it will wipe that smirk off your face."