
Originally Posted by
archspace
id rather be dead if i have a pair of my arms and leg... its just too much ;p and besides there wont be any weddings in my current state.. and i guess no sane gurl would want a half man unless if she has the compassion of mother theresa... hehe
SITUATION
The girlfriend/boyfriend of your bestfriend broke up with your bestfriend and now wants you to be her boyfriend/girlfriend. But your bestfriend is still inlove with him/her. What do you do?
take the girl and have fun.
after successfully getting urself a rich girlfriend, u took a joyride with her in their private chopper. u found that she really really had bad breath and she liked to french kiss u for like 30 mins straight up in the air. if u refused, she'd detonate the bomb and if u kissed her that long the chopper would crash.