Onli n da Philippines!!!

[doce_pares]

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Practices, observations etc etc dat can only b seen in our country!!!

[captpoloy]

An interesting animal species that lives only in the Philippines is the Tarsier

[surikbot]

Only in da Philippines nga hugasan ang pan sa kape before kaonon..... neat and cool!!!! hohohoho

[khymm]

only in the philippines kung magbaha naay magswimming

[kula]

An interesting animal species that lives only in the Philippines is the Tarsier

yeah!

[clarkhkent]

-onli in da philippines that there’s a Mexican tela novela on every channel and all of them are named Maria.
-onli in da philippines that the sales clerk staples your bag 20 times.
-onli in da philippines that when you buy tapes and cd’s; everything is mixed up.
-onli in da philippines that when girls dress like guys; jeans and a polo shirt.
-onli in da philippines that when balikbayans (Filipinos from abroad) show off.
-onli in da philippines that there’s a tagolog version of a popular English song.
-onli in da philippines that all action stars wear leather jackets.
-onli in da philippines that there are too many sales ladies in a store. 1 sales lady for every fixture.
-onli in da philippines that the biggest shoe size for men is 10.
-onli in da philippines that when you buy something for P50.25 and the sales lady asks if you have 25 cents.
-onli in da philippines that when Polo wearing conios at raves acting cool with their glow sticks.
-onli in da philippines that TV stations don’t put parental guidance on the news when the show dead bodies.
-onli in da philippines that a taxi driver has a rosary on the rear view mirror, then tries to rip you off.
-onli in da philippines that people are always late.
-onli in da philippines that white guys are loud, obnoxious and show off their ugly prostitutes in the bars and clubs.
-onli in da philippines that newscasters try to copy Noli De Castro.
-onli in da philippines that an XL shirt fits like a L.
-onli in da philippines that when you buy something for P100.05 and the clerk doesn't give you your 5 cents becuase they don't have 5 cents.
-onli in da philippines that people think that the states is like Beverly Hills 90210.
-onli in da philippines that when your mail gets lost stolen ****ed up.
-onli in da philippines that when you spend 1 hour in traffic, then your teacher doesn’t show up to class.
-onli in da philippines that there are too many different sized coins. (Then the government makes them invalid)
-onli in da philippines that sales ladies follow you around the store.
-onli in da philippines that when you need a sales lady; she’s busy making chismis (gossip) with her co-workers.
-onli in da philippines that dirty old men try to pick up on young ladies.
-onli in da philippines that people pick their nose in public.
-onli in da philippines that men lift up their shirts to scratch expose their big belly.
-onli in da philippines that a clerk at the counter to stamps your receipt and checks it with a pen.
-onli in da philippines that people walk in the middle of the street.
-onli in da philippines that it takes forever to fix the road.
-onli in da philippines that no matter how beautiful or handsome a black person is; they say they are ugly.
-onli in da philippines that there are pot holes in the street.
-onli in da philippines that a garbage cans are too small.
-onli in da philippines that the bus ticket guy asks you how many tickets you want when it's obvious that your alone.
-onli in da philippines that when you own land in a prime spot and 300 squatter families live on it.

[doce_pares]

^^^watta list bro hehehehe

[daMiro ronaB]

@ clark

nice info bro,

onli in the philippines, x-mas celebration last until 3rd week of january
onli in the philippines, drivers overtakes on the solid line mark of the roads
onli in the philippines, a prominent singer forgets the lyrics of the national anthem
onli in the philippines, a senator turn actor/actresses and vice versa
onli in the philippines, hmmmmm, we have dancing sun

[xyberblue]

Only in the philippines.
Vote buying

[grlnxtdor16]

only in the philippines....tamaraws