Ever been Panty-zoned? Ooh boy, we don't even want to talk about this one...
When the word "friend zone" was added as an official entry in the Oxford Dictionary we realized that shit was getting real. But whether the word is being defined by an established source like Oxford, Urban Dictionary, or maybe a bitter friend, there are two things that we can truly agree on:
1) It sucks to be a victim of it.
2) It really, really sucks.
However, being "friend-zoned" isn't the worst thing that could ever happen to you. The folks at popular Filipino Facebook page Tambayan ni Berto have come up with 12 other (hilarious) relationship zones that are far, far sinister.
We pity the fool trapped under them.
1) When a girl only contacts you when none of her friends are available, you've been...
WIFI-ZONED — Pampalipas oras ka lang.
2) When a girl says "The best ka talaga, KUYA!" to you, you've been...
SIBLINGZONED — Kapatid lang ang turing sayo.
3) *coughs* Kim Chiu *coughs* Maja Salvador
GERALDANDERZONED — Syinota ng EX mo yung matalik mong kaibigan.
4) When a girl only wants your body, you've been...
FISHBALLZONED — Tutuhugin ka muna at sasawsawan bago ka hiwalayan.
5) The bane of everyone's 21st Century existence
SEENZONED — Wag ka nang umasa, wala syang balak replyan ka!
6) When a girl can sweet-talk you into doing anything she desires, you've been...
SIOPAOZONE — Binola-bola ka na nga, asadong asado ka naman.
7) When a girl channels her inner John-Lloyd-In-One-More-Chance, you've been...
POPOYZONED — Nagmahal ka lang naman ng sobra sobra, pero sa huli ikaw pa ang masasaktan.
8 ) When a girl channels her inner Bea-Alonzo-in-One-More-Chance, you've been...
BASHAZONED — Yung binigay mo na lahat ng tiwala mo sa kanya, pero sa bandang huli, lolokohin ka lang pala.
9) Otherwise known as Rodmanized
REBOUNDZONED — Ako yung sumalo sayo ng iniwan ka nya, ako rin yung nagparaya sayo ngayon kasi kailangan ka niya.
10) Even worse than the friend zone, because she doesn't even know you exist is the...
CRUSHZONED — Minahal mo ng sobra, pero kahit anong gawin mo hindi ka niya mapapansin kasi, hindi ka niya kilala.
11) Karen Davila must love this one...
ALMAZONE —
"Kamusta lovelife?" Dasal lang talaga, dasal lang.
12) And the most masaklap of 'em all...
PANTYZONED — Ginawa kang panakip butas.
Don't lose hope, bro. Remember: There are men who have successfully escaped the friend zone. Keep at it, and dasal dasal na lang muna!
#Almazoned .
Source: http://www.fhm.com.ph/***-relationsh...f=archive_feed
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CYCYLEZONED — Magpapa-fall > Iiwan ka > Tapos biglang magpapa-ramdam ulit > Magpapa-fall > Iiwan ka ulit... The cycle continues.
SO GUYS, WHICH ZONE ARE YOU IN OR YOU'VE TRIED?
12 Relationship Zones More Sinister Than The Friend Zone
.. Pero naa man pud kapalit in return so okay ra 
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