blondes

[ryan22]

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Blonde in Vegas

A guy is walking from the elevator to his room in a Las Vegas hotel. He sees a blonde at the Coke machine. She is repeatedly putting in coins and pressing a button on the machine. Each time, as a bottle of Coke comes down the chute, she jumps up & down, squealing with excitement.

The guy stops her and asks, "Excuse me, can you tell me what you are doing?"

The blonde replies, "Like, duhhh...I'm WINNING."


The Blonde Guy

A blonde guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and panting.

"What's the matter?" he says. "I'm having a heart attack," cries the woman.

He rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as he's dialing, his 4-year-old son comes up and says, "Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Ted's hiding in your closet and he's got no clothes on!"

The guy slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, past his screaming wife, and rips open the wardrobe door. Sure enough, there is his brother, totally naked, cowering on the closet floor.

"You rotten scum," says the husband, "my wife's having a heart attack and you're running around naked scaring the kids."

[[GjB629]]

hahahahahah dumb husband hhahahaah

[kacey]

hahahahahaha!!!!! angatch jud!!!!!

[lew]

hahahahahahha!! way kwenta nga bana.....

[princess_3888]

hahaha...dili jud pinoy...pagka way ayo nga bana..

[koontz_circle]

butangi!!!

[whoopsie]

hastilan..maayo maayo. y kwenta nisumbong ang imong anak. dumb blonde guy

[nemo_11]

hahahaa.....karata ana oi

[tigbakay]

poor dumb blonde guy - the girl is at least enjoying herself, hehehe

[psyd_1]

"You rotten scum," says the husband, "my wife's having a heart attack and you're running around naked scaring the kids."

wahahahahahahah