Sinugbang Sugbo: a new Cebuano humor icon

[reimusika]

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His/Her/Its Bio reads, "Don't give me that sour look. Itimpla tika's inun-onan ron."

Sinugbang Sugbo is the funny man/woman/something in Twitter. His/Her/Its jokes and one-liners speak of our language, of tinunoang monggos and tuba, of that one funny classmate in school and the things we can't say to that irritating person we know. Although the identity of the account is a mystery to everyone, Sinugbang Sugbo's tweets are straight to every Cebuano's heart, something everyone can relate to.

Some of Sinugbang Sugbo's quips are:

"Paglaum sa mga tawong wa kaila'g Google - si Papa Joe ug si Noy Kulas."

"GORIO: absent ko ron. fever. OFFICE: gors, hurot na imong sick leave. GORIO: mao ba? hmmm.. ok, namatay akong lola."

"MASAHISTA: unsay imo sir, Thai or Swedish? GORIO: Bombay massage: MASAHISTA: unsa na sir? GORIO: kanang 6 months to pay."

"Ten-year-old kids with cell phones? What do they text each other? "Halaaa, naay abat dihaaa...""

Ikaw, unsay favorite Sinugbang Sugbo joke/one-liner nimo?

[JPT11]

I have read this from twitter, "Nangihi lang gani ko, naa na kay lain uyab?". Patay ka diha. )

[tadadadang]

Duha ka klase nga tawo - katong nagtrabaho ug katong mangangkon nga sila ang nagtrabaho.

hahaha

[tadadadang]

Kanang buntag sayo pa gani nag-LSS na ka'g "Chester Enterprises, Chester Enterprises..."

[JPT11]

Meaning sa BOGO. Buy One get One.

[lykams8]

I really like this " On the other hand. lima gihapon ka tudlo

[nakaigo]

wait until Sinugbang sugbu meets Rics Salved diba ma pawng gyud na siya...

btaw, makalingaw lagi ni...

[dlastrose]

mura man pod nag rated R ni marlon sa DYAB

[reimusika]

Me and girlfriend went to a bar. She stopped at a sign outside that said, "Below 18 not allowed." She said, "Shet duha ra ta."