Best jokes ever..

[bula1980]

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Sinong Papa ni Winnie the Pooh?
Eh di si Fernando Pooh!

hahahahaaha

[manters2000]

Joke ni Super Jipoy sa Radyo...

Basta ang trato gwapa: Kissan ang nawong dayon kumuton ang t*t*y!!!
Pero kung bati og nawong: Awh, kissan ang t*t*y dayon kumuton ang nawong!!!

Haskang buanga..hahahaha

[four23]

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[cebu_doki]

girl: asa ang inyong vibrator dire?
clerk: naa sa bubong nakadikit maam.
girl.ok,cge paliton ko nang pula nga dako.
clerk: maam FIRE EXTINGISHER mana.
Bata: Lord,give us this day our daily bread with ham,egg and cheese,french fries,salad on the side.
GinooNitubag) Day, pagsure uy! Ga-ampo ka or ga-order?
INTING SA AMERICA:
Si Inting mi adto sa USA, ni order ug sikwati iyang gihigop bisag init ug nakahilak si Inting!
AMERICAN: Anything?
INTING: Init molang!
Pari: Muapil ka sa Army of God ?
Juan: Member naku ana, Padre .
Pari: Ngano wla man ka sa misa permi ?
Juan: Secret Agent man gud koh pader .!
Pari: Atay rah !
Lawyer: Who stabbed you?
Client: Mahimo binisay-on imo pangutana, Sir?
Judge: Interpreter, translate the question.
Interpreter: Kinsa kuno si Tabyo?
In a youth gathering:
Guy 1: (catching his breath) Hahahaha! du^! Ay na sig katawa du^! Di na ko kaginhawa du! Hahaha!
Guy 2: Gi lang du^! Tagaan lang tikag mouth to mouth breath!
Guy 1: HAHAHA! Bogo! Unsay mouth to mouth breath? Mouth to mouth RECITATION na oi!

[SioDenz]

girl: asa ang inyong vibrator dire?
clerk: naa sa bubong nakadikit maam.
girl.ok,cge paliton ko nang pula nga dako.
clerk: maam FIRE EXTINGISHER mana.
Bata: Lord,give us this day our daily bread with ham,egg and cheese,french fries,salad on the side.
GinooNitubag) Day, pagsure uy! Ga-ampo ka or ga-order?
INTING SA AMERICA:
Si Inting mi adto sa USA, ni order ug sikwati iyang gihigop bisag init ug nakahilak si Inting!
AMERICAN: Anything?
INTING: Init molang!
Pari: Muapil ka sa Army of God ?
Juan: Member naku ana, Padre .
Pari: Ngano wla man ka sa misa permi ?
Juan: Secret Agent man gud koh pader .!
Pari: Atay rah !
Lawyer: Who stabbed you?
Client: Mahimo binisay-on imo pangutana, Sir?
Judge: Interpreter, translate the question.
Interpreter: Kinsa kuno si Tabyo?
In a youth gathering:
Guy 1: (catching his breath) Hahahaha! du^! Ay na sig katawa du^! Di na ko kaginhawa du! Hahaha!
Guy 2: Gi lang du^! Tagaan lang tikag mouth to mouth breath!
Guy 1: HAHAHA! Bogo! Unsay mouth to mouth breath? Mouth to mouth RECITATION na oi!

Guba imung ENTER key bro?

[stew_griff]

sa swimming pool..

pedro: (nalumos ug nishagit) tabang, di ko kabalo molangoy
Juan: ako gani di kabalo mag piano nag shagit2x ba d i ko? patagad kaayo ka

[Boytok]

Guba imung ENTER key bro?

wahahaha..kabantay diay ka pre?..

[kenjisatto1982]

wahahaha..kabantay diay ka pre?..

hahahah mao jud... basin excited sa pag post nakalimutan ung enter..... hehehe ^_^

[The_JACKAL]

Wala nay lain jokes diha share mo b wala nakoy ma post sa fb LoLz

[cebu_doki]

The waiter replied, "I am so sorry senor. There is only one serving per day because there is only one bull fight each morning. If you come early and place your order, we will be sure to save you this delicacy."

The next morning, the cowboy returned, placed his order, and that evening
was served the one and only special delicacy of the day. After a few bites and inspecting his platter, he called to the waiter and said,

"These are delicious, but they are much, much smaller than the ones I saw you serve yesterday. "The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied, "Si, senor, sometimes the bull wins."