Funny Jeepney Experiences

[madina]

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Kita taga cebu, anad anang mo toktok kung manaog.

Sa manila, sa akong nabantayan, dili man sila mo toktok. Mo ingon raman ug "Para!" or "Dito / dyan lang po!"... Ma uwaw ko mo toktok.

Ahaha I fell you boss, ako together sa ako mama padung me sa pasay ato, toktok dayun sa atop dayun sulti "lugar lang" bwahaha. Gusto ko mokatawag daghan ato tayma pero uwaw oks haha.

[The_Stoic]

ang ako kalagotan kung mosakay ko sa jeep mao ni:

Mosakay ka unya ang bakante kay dili kaayo dako so inig lingkod nimo, siyempre, molapas gyud imo tuhod. Unya sa atbang nimo kay naa poy bakante nga dili pud kaayo dako ug lugar. Sa dihang naa nay pasakyon nga pasahero, ang makalagot kay diha pa gyud palingkuron sa imong atbang. Mag knee to knee na hinuon mo, mao pay dili makalingkod ug tarong, lisud lisuron pa gyud.

[hans josefina]

daghan sad pod ko ug experience aning sakay2 sa jeep

[hegugmaa ko beh]

nice one brad. ka relate ku sa imung thread most especially kining gitawag nato nga "chix".

[michtiza]

naihas cguro to ug yotoch miga..imu unta to gipatotoy

naa pa ko laing story:

pirmi jud ni mahitabo ug sugod karon dili na jud ko mag usab. Basta naa gani tambok niya mutupad ka, ayaw jud ug lingkod nga ikaw ang mas duol sa sudlanan sa jip kay kung muhunong gani ang jip, AYSUS! pagkalisura naman lang jud iginhawa. mao na sunod bahala na'g ako ang tigdawat sa plete basta dili lang jud ko mapiit naa pajud ko free sandiganan.

ot: kadako nag lawas ato para patotyon. nimels! hahahaha
batman tog kaliwat. hayst

[-]chong<3]

sa akong atubangan kay naa'y babae ug laki nya dili kau puno ang jeep kay mga 2pm pa man. ang babae nakatog. mao nalang ako nabantayan ang laki pwerte nang tutok sa dughan sa babae mura na gud mo-lugwa ang iyang mata. akong gitutukan ang laki pero di mada kay wala gyud mo undang ang kagwang. mao na kamo mga babay'ng buhat, ayaw mo'g kumpyansa sa jeep kay daghan kaayo'g sniper..

[jover]

taas kaayo TS...
maau nlng kay kugihan ko mubasa...
hahaha anyway maka relate ko tanan

[The Rocker]

lingawa nakog basa sa mga jeepney experience uy .

[suprmn_ni]

katong napa koy motor, ni gamay ug ni paspas ang pace sa akng kinabuhi, sa opisina ug balay ug gas station nlng ko mka halubilo ug taw. pag balik nkog sakay2 jeep, akng life ni colorful balik. bahala nalang nang mupasa ug pliti, basta mamalihug lang way problema na. salamat sa chix, wa nako talikdi ang pagbyahe sakay sa jeep. haahhaha

[beyee]

My fond memories riding a jeepney are always with the goons.

Favorite of them all was when I was on my way home from Minglanilla
and rode a Labangon-bound jeepney. Midway towards Pardo, there were
two guys who got in, the other one sat beside me (to my right) while
the other one across me beside a man who was behind the driver.

I knew right there and then, something fishy is going on and saw the guy
across me getting busy with the man beside him, I dunno what came
over me that I simply fixed my gaze on what he's doing without any fear
(maybe I was too tired to even get scared at that time lols). The guy
beside me noticed what I was doing, he suddenly made small chats with
me so I'll be distracted.

Another duh moment, I ignored him. He was so annoying asking me where
I'm heading. I was so irked that I blurted out without even thinking,

"Unsay labot nimo Asa ko monaog?!" then I stared at his companion again.

The other passengers were shocked. Then the guy remarked,

"Malditaha nimo miga ui. Nangutana ra gali."

"Ay ko samoka Gud." Another taray remark from me. Lols

Then the man who was their prey noticed the guy beside him trying to
unclasp his gold watch --

"B0ang man diay ka dong!" PAK PAK PAK

The driver stopped in the middle of the street. Everyone went out of the
jeepney including the guy beside me while I simply sat there and froze
watching the two having a fistfight. Then I heard a man calling out for
me to get out of the jeepney. I had wobbly legs as I made my way out
and that was the time I got so scared and panicked. I saw the snatcher
got out of the vehicle by the window and the man with watch chased him.

Graveh, it's like watching an action movie hahaha!

Told my Dad about it and of course, I got a cassava award for staring at the guy lols