chemistry of a woman

[pardohanon]

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Element: Woman
Symbol: Wo
Atomic mass: Accepted as 53.6kg may very from 40-200kg.
Occurence: Plentiful quantities in all urban areas.

Physical properties:
1. Surface usualy covered in painted film
2. Boils at nothing, freezes without any known reason
3. Melts if given special treatment
4. Bitter if incorectly used
5. Found in various states, ranging from virgin metal to common ore
6. Yealds to pressure applied at correct points

Chemical properties:
1. Has great affinity for gold, silver and a range of precious stones
2. Absorbs great quantity of expensive substances
3. May explode spontaneously without prior warning and for no known reason
4. Insoluble in liquids, but activity gratly increases by saturation in alcohol
5. Most powerful money reducing agent known to man

Common uses:
1. Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars
2. Can be a great aid to relaxation
3. Very effective cleaning agent

Test:
1. Pure specimen turns rosy pink when discovered in natural state
2. Turns green when placed beside a better specimen

Potential hazards:
1. Highly dangerous except in experianced hands
2. Illegal to posses more than one, although several can be maintained at different locations as long as specimens do not come into direct contact with each other

WARNING:
PLOLONGED EXPOSURE TO THIS ELEMENT CAN CAUSE SEVERE PHYSICAL, MENTAL AND FINANCIAL DAMAGE !

[kazuya]

i have to "slightly" agree on this one... :mrgreen:

[dodie]

as we can see... women are beatiful.
From my point of view, i don't agree all what was written above. Not all womean are like that.
"High maintenance women " do. hehehe....