I was at SSS Cebu (Main Branch) to update me and my wife's dependent and at the same time file for Maternity Reimbursement. This is the conversation that took place at Counter 2 Table 4.
SSS: Dong nganong usa man lang ni imong number na daghan man ni imong transaction?
Me: Pang last naman gud na akong number maam, nya ingon ang taga hatag sa priority number na pahangyoon nalang daw ko kay wala naman guy number.
SSS: Ha? Unsay hangyo? Unsay pagtuo nimo merkado ni na muhangyo ka?
(Me, silent but in my mind I'm saying WTF!)
Moral of the story: Always have a voice recorder ready.