1) Point at someone and shout "Your one of them!" Run and pretend to trip. Crawl away slowly.
2) Look at see through glass and when someone is on the other side shout "OH MY GOD, I'M HIDEOUS!"
3) Do you see that butterfly mooing over there... or is it just me?
4) Run up to someone random on the street and slap them with a loaf of bread.
5) Go to McDonalds and ask for a happy meal with extra happy.
6) Put a dora doll in the middle of Walmart.When someone tries to pick it up yell "SWIPER NO SWIPING".
7) Walk up to a small child that resembles you, and tell them that you are them from the future.
Go to petsmart and buy bird seed. Then ask the clerk how long it will take the birds to grow.
9) Bring a desk on an elevator. When people try to get on ask if they have an appointment.
10) Go up to a random lady with a daughter and say her son is adorable.
11) If skinny people skinny dip what do fat people do? Chunky Dunk?
12) Come late to school and when the teacher asks why say your pet rock had a seizure.
13) Go jump on a random guys back and yell (THE SKY IS FALLING RUN MAN RUN) and see what happens.
14) Blow up a balloon, then ask someone to pop it, when they do, start screaming.
15) Go to a libary and ask for a book on how to read.
16) Fill your mouth with whipped cream, then run down the street screaming "I HAVE RABIES".
17) Sit on a curb with a stuffed animal and scream at it about how it ruined your life.
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Run through a police station and yell " I finally escaped from prison!" .
19) Make "No Dumping - Violators Will Be Prosecuted" signs and put them in public bathroom stalls.
20) When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!" "I Won!, I Won!"
21) Throw a small plastic ball at some body and then yell "get in your ball you stupid pokemon.
22) Buy an ice cream, ask the cashier if they believe in unicorns then squish the cone on your forehead.
23) Go up to random people at the mall, show them your ID, and say, "HAVE YOU SEEN THIS MAN?!"
24) Go to walmart, find a random old guy and yell, "GRANDPA! YOUR STILL ALIVE! ITS A MIRACLE".
25) Name your hair George, then go to the salon and be upstet that they killed him.
26) Come running out of the zoo yelling "I'M FREE! I'M FREE!"
27) Go to mc. donalds and ask for fries without the potatos.
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Go to an Italian restaurant dressed up as Mario. See what happens.
29) Sit in your parked car with shades on and point a hair dryer at passing cars.
30) When in an elevator with only one other person,stare at them and breathe heavily.
31) Dress up as ronald mcdonald and go to burger king.
32) Call a chicken place and ask how big there breast are.
33) Attack you neighbors with an army of garden knomes!
34) Hire a taxi. When the man asks you where you want to go, say "To infinity, and beyond".
35) Shout "For Narnia!" and charge into a store, knocking over everything in your way.
36) Go to a Chinese restaruant and ask for Mexican food.
37) Get into a taxi, when asked where the destination is, yell FOLLOW THAT CAR! And point at a car.
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Buy an ice cream cone, stick it on top of someone's head and yell "Why did you steal my ice cream?"
39) Go to mcdonalds and ask for directions to burgerking.
40) Go to your teacher and say i know what you did last night.
41) Ring a random doorbell and when they answer just stare at them.
42) Ride on a shopping cart screaming "THE BRITISH ARE COMING!"
43) Throw a watermelon in front of someone. Then get on your knees, grab your hair and scream "NOOO!"
44) Follow strangers around a store and spray everything they touch with disinfectant.
45) Paint your hand blue and go around saying "i killed a smurf!"
46) Yell "i'm naked" in a busy area (people loook).
47) Get out of the car at every red light with music tured up loud and start dancing.
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Go to weigth wachers with a bag of cookies.
49) Tell your dad in a public place- "Look, old man, I don't want your candy!"
50) Call someone to tell them you can't talk right now.
51) Throw a book at someone's face and say "You've been facebooked!"
52) Go up to a really buff man and hug him yelling GRANDMAMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
53) Dress up as ronald mcdonald and go aplpy for a job at burger king.
54) Hug a tree and when people walk by you say "were having a moment".
55) Walk up to somebody and say "Im not wearing any pants" People will look down 99% of the time.
56) Walk around with a blow dryer and ask people if they want a blow job.
57) Go to the dentist and tell them your toe hurts.
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Dress up as harry potter and stalk someone all day shouting random spells at them.
59) Go into a public bathroom and start singing "Taking Care of Business" very loudly.
60) In a public place, hold up a box of cheerios and yell "FREE DONUT SEEDS!".
61) Hide in a public bathroom stall and when someone walks in, say "Ah young one, Welcome to Narnia."".
62) Buy false eyelashes and wear them like a mustache.
63) Convince a small child that his/her shadow is pure evil, and will eat them if they don't run.
64) Go to a pet shop, point at an employee, and shout "I WANT THAT ONE MOMMY!!!"
65) Glue yourself to the ceiling and when someone walks by spit on them.
66) Go into a Wal-Mart changing room and ask where the toilet paper is.
67) Go to a dressing room wait 5 min and yell "Hey there is no tiolet paper in here!!!"
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Go in to a public bathroom, go into a stall, wait a second, then scream, "Mommy I need help!"
69) Go to McDonalds and order a diet water, drink it, do a spit take, and yell, I SAID DIET!
70) Take a stuffed animal to the vet.
71) Sing to public plants if anyone asks what you're doing scream and run.
72) Follow couples around while playing a romantic 60's song.
73) Go to a pet shop, buy birdseed, and ask how long it will take to grow.
74) See if you can get a Wal-Mart clerk to sell you just one M&M.
75) Go in a Dressing room at walmart, and yell " OH NO, Theres no toilet paper left !!"
76) Hide in a clothing rack in Walmart and when somebody goes by YELL "PICK ME PICK ME".
77) Attach fake eyelashes to the inside of your nose and see how many people stare or comment.
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Dress up in a penguin suit, then go to a grocery store and steal some fish.
79) Make an old lady help you across the street.
80) Mail a doughnut to the police officers .
81) Walk into a gun show and yell hes got a gun.
82) Dress up like a grandma and break dance in walmart.
83) Sit On a park bench and scream "JIM GET OFF THE TOILET!!"
84) Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go.
85) Put a picture of your dog or cat up on a dating site.
86) Put a lamp shade on your head and run around walmart.
87) Go into a grocery store and scream at cheese.
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Go to the cinema and shout "HE'S THE MURDERER!" whenever someone new comes on screen.
89) Where a life jaket in the kiddy pool.
90) Open a window and yell ITS MY MONEY AND I NEED IT NOW!
91) Ask pizza hut to deliver water.
92) Try pants on backwards at the Gap. Ask the salesperson if they make your butt look big.
93) Call up Pizza Hut and ask for Dominios number.
94) Walk into Sea World with a fishing pole.
95) Tell a fast food person you don't want a cheeseburger but you want a hamburger with cheese
96) Go to a store, and leave a trail of orange juice leading to the bathrooms.
97) Go onto a golf course with an airhorn and blow it everytime someones about to hit the ball.
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Sit in your car and point a hairdryer at people driving by. See if they slow down.
99) Call Progressive and ask why your insurance did not come in a box.
100) Call a pizza place and try to take their order!
Originally Posted by piepherain
1) Point at someone and shout "Your one of them!" Run and pretend to trip. Crawl away slowly.
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