Best jokes ever..

[peesoot]

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LOLO: kaniad2, akong 5 pesos inig adto nako sa department st0re,makadala nakog gatas,pan,medyas,polo, ug pantalon.
APO: karon diay lo?
LOLO: lisod na karon ky naa nay surveilance CAMERA.

[kageron]

PEDRO: AGAY! Nganu nanglabay man kag bato nako?

JUAN: Saba diha! Nganu gitawag man ko nimog BRAINLESS?

PEDRO: HUH?! Paglast week pa man tika gitawag ana.

JUAN: Mao gani! Karon pa ko naka-gets!!!

HAHAHAHA!

[adrianna]

What do you call if your crush has a crush on you too?






IMAGINATION!

[erosmike]

After their Love Making..
days after, Girl text to her Boyfreind..

GIRL: Love nag bunga ang atong gibuhat..
BOY: Movah Love.. Am.. unsa nga Bunga Love.? Apple, Mango, or Grapes..
Girl: Bunag!!! Bata oe..
BOY: movah, Unsay Flavor Love.?
GIRL: Grrrrrrr...........

[Leeyan21]

Inday: Pete, delayed ako ng isang buwan sa regla pero wag mong ipagsasabi ha nahihiya ako.
Pedro: Ok.

(kinaumagahan may nagpuntang taga-MERALCO)

Meralco: Tao po?

Inday: Bakit?

Meralco: Misis delayed po kayo ng isang buwan.

Inday: Ha? Paano mo nalaman?

Meralco: Nasa record po!

Pedro: Aba teka! Bakit naka-record dyan na delayed ang misis ko?tangalin mo yan.

Meralco: Kung gusto nyong mawala sa record magbayad kayo!

Pedro: Eh, kung ayaw ko?!

Meralco: Eh Puputulan hoh namin kayo!

Pedro: whhatttt! Eh Ano na gagamitin ng misis ko?!

Meralco: Pwede naman syang gumamit ng kandila.

Pedro: OK NA RIN

NYAHAHAHA

[cranberry]

i want more! Dnhi nako nga thread nipuyo ba.. haha!

[charm01]

http://uyjokelangpo.com/this-woman-c...animal-sounds/
Nakita ko po ito sa isang funny gag site. Mukhang tanga lang yung babae parang special child haha pero magaling

[R_sQuArEd]

Anak: Tay ang damot ng classmate ko!
Tatay: Bakit?
Anak: Hindi po ako ininvyt sa burol ng ama nya. Hindi tuloy ako nakakain ng biskwit at kendi. Hindi ko rin sya iinbitahin sa lamay mo tay. Sana malapit na burol mo tay!
Tatay: Animal ka!! Umalis ka dito ,baka ikaw ang paglamayan.hayop ka.!

[kit_cebu]

After their Love Making..
days after, Girl text to her Boyfreind..

GIRL: Love nag bunga ang atong gibuhat..
BOY: Movah Love.. Am.. unsa nga Bunga Love.? Apple, Mango, or Grapes..
Girl: Bunag!!! Bata oe..
BOY: movah, Unsay Flavor Love.?
GIRL: Grrrrrrr...........

[cebu_doki]

A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation in Jerusalem . While they were there, the wife passed away . The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her buried here in the Holy Land for $150 or we can have her shipped back home for $5,000 .The husband thought about it and told the undertaker he would have her shipped back home .The undertaker asked him, "why would you spend $5,000 to have her shipped home when you could have a beautiful burial here, and it would only cost $150?"The husband replied, " OH YEAH ! NO WAY ! Long ago, a man died here, was buried here, and three days later, rose from the dead . I just can’t take that chance!"