If only your pets could talk, unsa kaha ilang ipangyawyaw?

[(v_0_5)]

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"puede i upgrade ang size sa ok-ok nga imong ipakaon nako? kay dako na kaayo ko! (tarantula)"

pasensyai spooky kay kuyawan kog ok ok nga dako. nyahahaha!

[mochiko.me]

"di lage lechon amung sud'an run??"

[Eden Arnoco]

"I know your darkest secrets!" bwahahaha!!

[wire]

…kung mamiga ang mga iring, mao ni ilang sulti:

M cat: patusloka ko bah…
F cat: dili ko kay dako imo…sakit!
M cat: promise dili lagi na sakit…panit baya na kung mabasa mulahos ra na…
F cat: dili lagi ko kay masuko akong mama…
M cat: kadako na nimo mamagihapon ka?
F cat: aww ang akong papa masuko…
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"abangan ang susunod na kabanata" - Ang pagdadalaga ni Mauring "the cat"

[quirkychinita]

Ang iring samung silingan nisunod nako on my way home every morning..... Pero di kalahos sulod balay kay ga-ronda sila budoy and darna (our dogs who aims to kill any other critter who dare comes in.....


Cat: Ui! Naa na ang Uto2x! beh! ato ning sundan ug manyahan basig diay naa mahatag ning hinampakens beh! Hello there pretty (foolish) human! You have something there for me bah? Akong amo wala ko lahugi so sa imo ko mangayo kay kahibaw ko you can't resist my chamrs! miyawwwrrrrr.!!!! Kurrrrawun tikag maayo until hatagan ko nimu! mwihihihihihihihi!

[quirkychinita]

"ahm sahrry boss! I can't help but pee on that new spot! You know I'm trying to mark my territory! It's my house and I can do anything I can! weeeeee!:

[quirkychinita]

I was talking to budoy while I was waiting for the fishdang paksiw to simmer....

Me: Budoy can I have a pet cat?
Budoy: (Nihigda na tinapulan style nya tan-aw ra nako with that sort of cruel look) if nisturya ra sya he'd say: How about NO?"

[quirkychinita]

si budoy sigeg tutok nako while I was eating an orange.

"Can I have some? I won't like it but.... CAN I HAVE SOME?"

[quirkychinita]

I miss budoy!