Best jokes ever..

[peesoot]

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- Another Example That Teachers Don’t Get Paid Enough!
During class, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asks the students:
“Students, If you were on a date, having supper with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom. Michael?”
Michael: “Just a minute, I have to go pee.”
Teacher: “That would be rude and impolite!!!
Teacher: “What about you Peter? How would you say it?”
Peter: “I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom, I’ll be right back.”
Teacher: “That’s better, but it’s still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table. And you Little Johnny, are you able to use your intelligence for once and show us your good manners?”
Johnny: “I would say: ‘Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, who I hope you’ll get to meet after supper. ”
The teacher fainted!!

[maiden_asj]

HORROR STORY
(isa ka gabie naay tricycle driver nga naka pasahero og tigulang na babae.)

DRIVER: nay aha man ka dapit munaog?
TIGULANG: ihunong rako diha dapit sa balite dong.
DRIVER: (nahadlok.. gipaspasan og padagan ang tricycle og padagan)


--sa dapit na maabot, pag-lingi sa driver.. wala na ang tigulang..

--pagka-ugma nisakay napod ang tigulang..
nahadlok na sad ang driver.. iya na sad gipaspasan og padagan..




TIGULANG: Dong, paghinay ragud.. kay natagak raba ko gabie!!!!




ayaw katawa ha.. horror baya ni..
hahahahahasula

[Nefarian]

"Newton's first law for women: For every male action there is a female over-reaction."

[stew_griff]

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[cebu_doki]

GIRL : biyaan na teka duna nako lain bye !
BOY : HA ! tekasan gud nimo. . . grrr. ako gani dugay nako duna lain wala gani ko BIYA nimo. tekasan gyud ka oi.

[peesoot]

- Sa pharmacy....
Boy: Miss, palit kog kondom.
Tindera: Sayz sir.
Boy: (gihinay ang tingog pahunghung) hmmmmm...small lang miss
Tindera: Dili sir, kbaw ko gamay kag otin, ako pasabot tag sayz pesos ang usa ba.

[nusm1991]

KILLER: Padre pasayloa ko kay ako nakasala

FATHER: Unsa man imung sala?

KILLER: Nipatay kog 20 ka tao

FATHER: Nganu man?

KILLER: Motuo man gud sila ug ginoo padre. ikaw padre mutuo kag ginoo?

FATHER: Aw UU sauna pero karon char2x naman lang ni akoa.

[kageron]

CITOM:Asa imong lesensya kay dakop ni
Driver: Nganu man imo ko dakpon unsa ako violation?
CITOM: Over Speeding ka
Driver: Ka hinay ra sako dagan
CITOM: Ay da gi bati.an kos imong nawong oi mao gidakop tika


AHAAHAHAHA

[adrianna]

This is a forwarded text message. I think some, if not most dire naka basa na cguro ani:

GF: Hon, if i were a flower, what kind of flower would I be?

BF: (nag huna2x) Bombil hon.

GF: hihi.. ngano bombil man hon?




BF: BOMBILAT !!!!!!

[cebu_doki]

Doc: Unsay imong trabaho, day...??
Girl: Substitute, doc...
Doc: Substitute..?? Dili kaha Prostitute..??
Girl: Dili doc, oi..!! Ang akong mama ang prostitute...pero kon duna siyay sakit...ako ang substitute...!!