SIGARILYO: On Smoking, Reasons why and How to deal/quit

[raleigh_joan]

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i rarely smoke........

[Lady_Death]

i used to smoke when i was around 16 (ocassionally then) up till i was 20 (more so this time coz i liked to go out with friends and we were all smokers) and then after that i just decided to quit coz i knew the consequences werent gonna be nice. also too after i got married, i didnt wanna have stinky breath, yellow teeth, or worst, cancer. i also wanted our house to smell better than smoke.

[boliklik]

A recent Canadian study shows that smokers seem to have smaller penises, due to the smoking.

There is no doubt that news of reduced size and endurance, if properly advertised, will end smoking once and for all in the male population ... of this man hath no greater fear.

To save taxpayers a whole bunch of money, some new lines for those government warnings on cigarette packs have been suggested.

Here's what came up.

Any other suggestions out there?

* These cigarettes are king size -- and you're not.

* Smoking sections in restaurants aren't the only things getting smaller.

* If you don't reduce your smoking, your smoking will reduce you.

* Smoking may lead to ridicule on your honeymoon.

* Smoke rises -- you may not

* Second-hand smoke can be harmful to children -- if you were capable of conceiving any.

* Cigarettes get shorter the more you puff -- so do you.

* How can you enjoy a smoke afterwards if there's no before?

* The only thing left after a smoke is a dead stub.

* Don't throw lit cigarettes in the urinal -- you might not have the range to put them out.

[techboi]

so what will you suggest if your's (*****) shrunk due to excessive smoking aside from quitting...any inputs on how to make it bigger ??

[wormwood]

i'm glad i dont smoke... ahihihi...

[tingloy]

ako pud dili......kit-an ra ba tika tol's nag smoke..hehehehehe

[wormwood]

ni-try ra ko...

[akokini_john]

bantog ra. its a good thing i dont smoke.

[jamamp;jem]

makagamay jud ang cge smoke, from childhood until now wa jud ko, hmmmm...

[ground_crashed]

this one's really funny. pagkadaghan jud baya intawn...